Disclaimer: I don't own Percy Jackson, I should hope not since this is (just a reminder) a PARODY!
by: musiclover99
AN: Sup peoples! Now remember, this is a PARODY. So don't flame, just enjoy . . . or not . . . cause . . . NEVER MIND! And FYI, everything is SUPPOSED to be misspelled. If you want, I'll also post the one that has proper grammar (as you can see, I CAN speak/type correctly). This is insanely short, but bad stories are always short, so why shouldn't my parody be short too? Soooo . . . . I guess that's it . . . . JOIN THE REVOLUTION!
Hai, this is Marilyn Suzanne Gold Sparkly Sequyns the third! But I like Mary Sue gooder. I have nee-lengt hiar that's bronze and have ies taht always change color! I has ADHD and dyslecsia and I get strate A's at scool. I'm ahlso teh hotest gihrl at scool too! EVRYWON luvs me of corse hoo wodn't?
But my muther hates me, but I duno wy! I meen mabi I'm just to perfect for her. Ther's nuting rong with me aniway!
Idiot gihrl, get me mi cote! I'm going too twn tday! my muther sed too me.
I sobd and ran too get my muther's co
BLAHM!
MARILYN SUZANNE GOLD SPARKLY SEQUYNS I AM YUR FATHER!
I gahsped and asked hoo ar yoo?
I AM ZUES, YUR FA
ZAPP!
NO I AM YUR FATH
KABOOM!
NO I AM!
umm, ecuse me? wie don't we jst tak this oit?
And tehn Zues took me too camp halveblood, wehre perrcy and neeco and evry boi in camp warshipped me. And tehn we livd hapilee evr after!
. . . Wow. I think I suck at sucking. That's just sad. Well . . . hope you hated it! Or liked it! Or . . .I really dunno. Whatever . . .