LAGIOCUSS VS TEH MUD DARDON!2
I don't own Monster Hunter But I want to please do not sue because I am poor so I would be sad. besides this is the best story I have ever wrote and that's saying something
Chapteer 1: te Lagiocuss fights
One dae the Lagiocuss was haeing tree wit his hunter frind. "this is gud tee. the lagiocuss saif to teh hunters "tank you he"hunter saifd " I gots if form teh villiage." juts tehn the Mud Dargon fell from the sky and landed on the hunters "ha ha ha" the Mud Dargon laughed at the lagiocuss. "Tsi is teh lasy tem you land on my friends!" teh lagiocuss said with mad to the mud dargon who is was mad at. "I will kill you!" the Lagiocuss said to teh Mud Dargon.
Aruther's nose: Chibz helpd right this storie. He poofreed my Story and I tink e did a god job
"You will have to ketch me fist!" the Mud Dargon siad with happy in voice." and he flew away really fast like mach 20 airplane. "Noooo!" the Lagiocuss yelled angryly do the Mud Dargon who flew away.
Chapeter 2: The Lagiocuss get's lost
Teh Lagiocross was really mad at the Mud Dargon who killed his hunter friends who he was friends with and he was mad at the mud dargon because he was friends with the hunters that he killed. Teh Lagicuss went to find the mud dargon se he flew (but e didn't fly at mach 20 insteed he flew at mach 1000) and he miced going buy the Muf fardons hose so e couldnt find him anyware. The Lagiocuss landed in neo york and the peple around him cheered they were happy to see the lagiocuss because he is nice to people and not mean like the mud dargon becuse the mud dargon j walks and steal cany form babes. The Mud Dargon also is a communist and hates america and he also hates cats and dogs (depending on wat you like) in fact he also hates canada and eruope and maybe Japn (if you live there) also he hates money and Bill Gates or Stebe Jorbs (I don't know how theey are but they seem pretty nice)
But the Lagicuss likes all of them (even cats or dogs again dependeing on what you like) also the Lagiocuss has sex 30 tims a day but not today because he is bissy finding the mud dargon also the Lagiocuss is best friends with the amazig Joggi. He also hates communisim because it sucks and is stupid and dumb.
I hate the Mud dargon" the Lagiocuss said with blodlus to peple on the streets near him "a gay saif "you just misserd him e wet in that ally over ther to see the ludrith king" he pointed to the ally "I will go into ally without thinging abort it" the lagiocuss sweared "Fuck yeah, the plan is going as planned" the gay thought to the mud dargon
authors note: all of the gay are telepath and are witchs and communists also they hate america and they are teh mosst evli thing ever mad by our amazing god and scince.
"I must also go to the church and scinece lab to confess my sigh and cure cancer, aids, and the cold" thought the Lagiocuss because gays are evil as he walked into the bigy wide ally that had a strip joint, and a bar, and a cornur store on the courner 'stick him up you stupid little boy so I can touch you" sad teh gay. "I AM A MONSTER" SAIS D THE lAGIOCUSS NO SAID THE GAY, "YOU ARE A HOT LITTLE BOY, I WOULD NOW I AM A PRESSED AND WE TOUCH ALL THE LITTLES BOIS EW CAN LOOK AT AND IT SAYS WE MUCH IN THE BIBLE BECAUSE GOD WILL SEND US TO HECK IF WE DO NOT RAPE PEOPLE WELL" "No! yelled the lagiocuss I will kill you" he said as he ate the pressed " that was the worst gay pressed I hate eated" the lagiocuss said and farted "I will go to the mud dargon's house because he might be home" lagiocuss said ahpply and flew at mach 6
Autors nose when it comes to mach higher is slower I know this because Chibz said so and e has a IQ of 500 and I know this because he also told me. My mommi say I am Gullibale but she is stupid becaus if Chibz says so, it must be true because he is god. I know becuse he damn well said so you motherfucking donkeys how fuck you're own mothers amd I hate all of you expect the ones that belive me because you are as smart as me adn I am half as smart as Chibz (he also told me this)
The Lagiocuss maded it to the Mud Dargons house that he passed when he was going mach 1000 The mud Dargon was playing Tennis with himself in the back yard and said " I did not expect you so soon" the Mud dargon said to the lagiocuss has he scored a point and won. " I am here to avange poor bog hutters that you killed because you aer working the communist gays who are from russia and america sometimes. they are trators to me and every american and canidan and japaneseam person in the world and you must die for it and the gays will all die because we will gass them with poo gas. we will also rape to the kids so they will be all better and work for america selling cheap chinese crap."
"you cannot kill me! I have a plot device on hand and am therefore good." "Good or not you will be defeated by me, the lagiocuss!" Just then the lagiocuss shot litenight from his tail at the mud dargon and the mud dargon got hit and said "ow that hurt my nose, because you shot my nos and noew I am mad and angry!111" then he died because the plot device blue up because he left it plugged in for too long and it got hot and the radioacitve super plot core had a meltdown causeing the house to also blow up and kill some gays and a few kids who the Mud dargon was babysitting. Then there parrents and were happy because they kids sucked and everyone in new york cheered and danced and played Monster Hunter. The Lagiocuss was happy, but then he peed
TO BE CONTINUED