It was Clear and Beautiful skies in Karakura-cho as is usually the case in these stories, and Orihime Inou was sat by the window typing a furious complaint to Feel Samey customer services when she heard a loud snort, followed by a short choke. "What the heck are you doing over there?" Orihime looked at Uryu who snapped the worn leather diary he was holding shut.
"N-nothing" He replied quickly,
Orihime who decided she need to cool off before sending her email walked over and grabbed the book "What is this?"
"You cant read that!"
"Huh? Why? We should share everything with each other!" and she curiously opened it
"And so we should! but this is just my- my work journal. I don't want to bore you to death you know?" He took it back from her and threw the item of interest back into the brown cardboard box labelled "High School Memories" in which he had found it.
"I dont mind- really" Orihime snatched it back up and flicked it open. Uryu tried to protest, but to no avail. The truth was that this book was actually a diary he had written when he was 15 years old while attending Karakura Highschool. While on the outside he appeared calm and calculated to classmates, he would often rage behind the scenes in this trusty journal...

31st August, 1 week after Aizen's betrayel and Rukia's rescue...

Dear Tagebuch,

Tomorrow we world of the living folk are going to go back to... The world of the living.
So I decided because it might be inconvenient for us to walk around Karakura town in soul reaper outfits I would do us all a favour and sew normal human clothes for us all.
I made Chad a simple tank-top, and a dress for Rukia. But the main attraction was Orihime. I thought I would be really thoughtful and make her something special, so I used the nicest lace I could find to decorate her top with. I thought it looked really pretty but her reaction was so underwhelming "UUUh, cute" she remarked almost mockingly. I could barely believe my forelock! it was way more stylish then what she was wearing when we came here! I bet if Ichigo had made it for her then she would've been like "Wow it's so amazing Kurosaki-kun, I love it!" and probably would have started wanking the bloody top.
I'm so pissed.

Orihime's eyes bulged as she read the contents of this scandalous book, and she turned sharply at a sheepish Uryu
"I- I can explain!" he swallowed hard whilst backing away
"URYU YOU JEEEEEEEEEEEEEERK!"