Sadly I do not own anyone from bleach except all of squad 14

Party Animal

'Hmm I see it's another peaceful night in soul society' said the captain of the 14th squad as she sat outside on the balcony of her quarters.

"Such a wonderful night" The gorgeous flower captain spoke. Then there was a knock on the door.

"Come in Sumisu" She spoke without even looking at the door she still gazed out to the moonless sky.

"Sumisu"

"Hai"

"Why isn't there ever a full moon I mean I know why I heard the stories but still it's stupid there isn't?" The captain said sadly and she started to sniff away tears.

"I don't know captain sorry" Her subordinate said scratching her head as she closed the door. As the vice- captain set the papers and documents down on the polished desk that sat in the corner of the room 'her' corner of the room she made her way over to her captain. "Captain I was wondering-"Sumisu said as she walked over to her captain "- Oh my god Captain you're...you're" the vice- captain stuttered as she turned around and started to blush.

"I'm what" The drunken captain slurred as she lay sprawled out on her stone wall balcony naked with her legs dangling from each side of the building. It looked as if she was some cast away fairy with piercing violet eyes.

"Do you think I'm pretty Sumisu, I mean if you were a guy would you, you know do me" She said looking sad and depressed.
Do you ever wonder why he never looks at me I mean I practicallyhic throw my self at him and he ignores it like he's some emotionless freak" she said spitting out like she had a bad taste in her mouth and hiccupped.

"Ughh are you okay I think I should take that for you" Sumisu said as she was reaching for her captains' bottle of sake.

"If you touch my precious you will die tonight Sumisu do you hear me" Kai said as her eyes flashed red and she barred her teeth.

"Ook haha just kidding umm don't forget you have a breakfast meeting with Captain Kuchiki-sama."

"Who the hell is hic Kuchikihic is it some type of alcohol because if it is I want some pronto " Kai said as she jumped or more like slid off the wall she was on and held the sake bottle to her exposed chest. While she swished her hips into her headquarters. With her silver-black hair swaying slightly as she grabbed her robe that every captain just had to wear.

"Sumisu" Kai said holding one hand to her head rubbing it and the other one holding her bottle of sake.

"Hai, captain"

"I want you to go and fetch me some of that stuff you were saying earlier ok"

"What stuff Hamasagi-sama?"

"Some of that kuckki, or chichi stuff the alcohol"

"Oh that stuff sure" And with that the Sumisu was off leaving her drunken captain behind.

"Such a sweet boy I say, funny hair but sweet" Kai fell asleep on her couch with her robe open and an empty bottle of sake wrapped around her delicate fingers.