The Story Of Crystal and Jake.
Many of you know that recently a T-rex ate me but I found out there's more to it. In fact I'm thinking of writing a children's book series on it. Not on that ONE event but just make up other adventures with Crystal and Jake. Just in case you don't know the origin of this story a kid at my school, Joey, thought I was late for school because a dinosaur ate me which is a pretty logical reason why I would be late, I mean taking into consideration that if I was Joey I would worship Yugio cards and think the teacher should give me money simply because I showed up for school and I would hate anything and everything that has physical mass, actually more than that. So anyways on to the story...
"Hey Jake! Are you hungry because I'm really hungry. I sure could use some nice human meat." said Crystal the dragon, who happened to be a guy despite his name.
"Yeah the sounds yummers! but all those prep girls taste like flowers and fruits and all that perky stuff! I want a nice colorful hair girl! The extra weird ones, humans never taste better than that!" said Jake The T- rex.
"Hi guys! Today's show and tell at La Vista! The teacher said I can bring a pet! I'm sure she won't mind if I bring two!" said Joey happily for once in his life. He always hated everything except Yugio cards and his hallucinations of extinct and/or mythical animals.
So Joey and his hallucinations walked to his school, La Vista for the emotionally disturbed and disturbed Joey was, oh yes he was very, very disturbed.
Joey walked into classroom 11. "Hey, this is Crystal and Jake." he said as he pointed to his dragon and T-rex. The class stopped its activities for exactly 3 seconds. Then they went back to playing Uno, Lego's and on the computers as usual before class started. Joey walked to the back table were Dan, JJ and Sarah were building sponge bob replicas out of Lego's.
"Sponge bob's stupid!" said Joey who thought everything was stupid except him, his hallucinations and his holy Yugio cards which all happened to be stupid, very stupid indeed.
"Want to play Yugio cards?" he offered to everyone.
"None of us want to play Pokemon or listen to you ramble about how everyone owes you fifty bucks." said Sarah.
"You guys are stupid." said Joey. Joey walked outside the class where Crystal and Jake were.
"Joey, do you have any humans for us to eat?" asked Crystal.
"Only the stupid people in my class." said Joey.
"Any tasty ones?" asked Jake.
"Sarah's got pink hair, you might like her. Plus she's the devil! She called my Yugio cards POKEMON CARDS! and she said no one owes me 50 bucks!" said Joey.
"She deserves to die!!!" said Crystal. Crystal then walked into the classroom from outside. Joey followed him, and Jake followed after. Crystal walked up to Sarah and took hold of her head by his teeth and dragged Her outside. "I can't eat her! She insulted Yugio cards! She's so, so... so dirty!" said Crystal
"I don't care!" said Jake and half a second after he swallowed Sarah with one big bite! "Mmm, she was yummy!"
"What do you want to do now?" asked Joey.
"Want to play Yugio cards?" asked Jake.
"Sure." said Joey.
"I play winner!" said Crystal.
How'd you all out there in net-land like my story? Please reply on how you liked it! If you have any ideas for more Jake and Crystal stories please email me them or just reply although I may delete it because I don't want the idea being stole but I'll give credit to you! I have two ideas for harry potter fanfics, Harry Potter and the mental hospital and Harry Potter develops annorexia. tell me what you think of it!
Many of you know that recently a T-rex ate me but I found out there's more to it. In fact I'm thinking of writing a children's book series on it. Not on that ONE event but just make up other adventures with Crystal and Jake. Just in case you don't know the origin of this story a kid at my school, Joey, thought I was late for school because a dinosaur ate me which is a pretty logical reason why I would be late, I mean taking into consideration that if I was Joey I would worship Yugio cards and think the teacher should give me money simply because I showed up for school and I would hate anything and everything that has physical mass, actually more than that. So anyways on to the story...
"Hey Jake! Are you hungry because I'm really hungry. I sure could use some nice human meat." said Crystal the dragon, who happened to be a guy despite his name.
"Yeah the sounds yummers! but all those prep girls taste like flowers and fruits and all that perky stuff! I want a nice colorful hair girl! The extra weird ones, humans never taste better than that!" said Jake The T- rex.
"Hi guys! Today's show and tell at La Vista! The teacher said I can bring a pet! I'm sure she won't mind if I bring two!" said Joey happily for once in his life. He always hated everything except Yugio cards and his hallucinations of extinct and/or mythical animals.
So Joey and his hallucinations walked to his school, La Vista for the emotionally disturbed and disturbed Joey was, oh yes he was very, very disturbed.
Joey walked into classroom 11. "Hey, this is Crystal and Jake." he said as he pointed to his dragon and T-rex. The class stopped its activities for exactly 3 seconds. Then they went back to playing Uno, Lego's and on the computers as usual before class started. Joey walked to the back table were Dan, JJ and Sarah were building sponge bob replicas out of Lego's.
"Sponge bob's stupid!" said Joey who thought everything was stupid except him, his hallucinations and his holy Yugio cards which all happened to be stupid, very stupid indeed.
"Want to play Yugio cards?" he offered to everyone.
"None of us want to play Pokemon or listen to you ramble about how everyone owes you fifty bucks." said Sarah.
"You guys are stupid." said Joey. Joey walked outside the class where Crystal and Jake were.
"Joey, do you have any humans for us to eat?" asked Crystal.
"Only the stupid people in my class." said Joey.
"Any tasty ones?" asked Jake.
"Sarah's got pink hair, you might like her. Plus she's the devil! She called my Yugio cards POKEMON CARDS! and she said no one owes me 50 bucks!" said Joey.
"She deserves to die!!!" said Crystal. Crystal then walked into the classroom from outside. Joey followed him, and Jake followed after. Crystal walked up to Sarah and took hold of her head by his teeth and dragged Her outside. "I can't eat her! She insulted Yugio cards! She's so, so... so dirty!" said Crystal
"I don't care!" said Jake and half a second after he swallowed Sarah with one big bite! "Mmm, she was yummy!"
"What do you want to do now?" asked Joey.
"Want to play Yugio cards?" asked Jake.
"Sure." said Joey.
"I play winner!" said Crystal.
How'd you all out there in net-land like my story? Please reply on how you liked it! If you have any ideas for more Jake and Crystal stories please email me them or just reply although I may delete it because I don't want the idea being stole but I'll give credit to you! I have two ideas for harry potter fanfics, Harry Potter and the mental hospital and Harry Potter develops annorexia. tell me what you think of it!