I have changed my name from CrypticRain to FoxRain

I do not own FF7. I and my friends own themselfs.

Chapter one: the beginning of the madness.

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Ever have one of those days when you just knew something weird was going to happen, but you just don't know what? I did. So when I woke-up in the middle of the night from strange noises coming from up-stairs I should have listoned to my sleep fogged brain and gone back to sleep, but sadly unlike my friends who where currently scattered around my basement bedroom passed-out. My curiosity got the better of me and I just had to find out what was up.

Creeping up the stairs as quietly as possible I carefully opened my bedroom door, and glancing around quickly. I then noticed the light on in the living room so I took a deep breath, and made my way to the said room. Peeking around the corner, What I saw about made my eyes about pop out of my head.

There in MY living room was nun-other then Loz, Yazoo and Sephiroth. From my hiding place I could see Sephy and Yazoo with Cd's in there hands gripping about my taste in music, and Loz was sitting on the couch flipping through the channels on the TV.

I rubbed at my eyes to make sure I was awake when something downed on me 'where's Kadja?' my answer came all too quickly when….

"MOTHER!" rang in my ear as I was glomped from behind making my presents known to everybody in the room.

"MOTHER!" Loz and Yazoo cried in unison as they too glomped me, much to my joy and horror Sephiroth didn't glomp me instead he stood behind Yazoo with the happiest smile on his face that creeped me the hell out.

~Don't just stand there you idiot, RUN!~ My inner voice yelled, for once I listened to it and bolted from there arms and strait for the basement. Busting through the door with the silver hair boys some where behind me I slammed the door in there faces and locked it before jumped over the railing that lined the stairs, and collapsed to the floor gasping for air as my heart thudded in my chest.

Finally getting my heart stop booming in my ears I stood and listening for the silver haired four, but much to my horror I heard nothing -not a good sign- I thought.

I decided right then it was time to wake everybody else up. Walking quickly over to where Austin laid on his stomack at the end of the couch on the floor with a game controller for a pillow. I pulled my leg back and with all my might kicked Austin square in the butt.

"HOLEFLYINGCOOKIESOFDOOM!" He screeched as he jumped up and over the arm of the couch on to Amanda, and affectively knocking her out of whatever dream she was having.

They both fell to the floor with a thud, and I forgot the weirdoes up-stairs for a minute as I laughed at the looks on there faces.

"What is your major malfunction Mikki?" Amanda screeched as she pride her nails from Austin's shoulders.

"Ya Mikki what the fuck?" Austin yelled jumping to his feet as well and grabbing the front of my tank-top. Just as the door to the basement was thrown across the room and four silver blurs jumped down the stairs.

"Get your hands off mother!" came Yazoo's formal voice. Turning so fast I thought his neck would snap Austin's jaw dropped to the floor and just as Sephy grabbed me out of Austin's grip.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Amanda and Austin screamed in unison. Austin jumped back about ten feet as Kadaj and Yazoo readied there weapons to attack, and all I could do was watch because Sephiroth was holding me in his arms like I was a doll and Loz for some odd reason was stroking my hair soothingly.

"Now hold on a minute!" came a cool calm voice. A bright light flashed in are eyes and there stood or umm floated was a Chibi angel version of Zack?

"Okay this is getting way to weird" I said jumping out of Sephy's arms.

"We agree!" Amanda and Austin said in unison clinging to one another.

Another bright light flashed, and this time when I opened my eyes all the silver haired guys where out cold on the floor. And floating next to Zack was a chibi angel version of Aerith.

"Hello Sweetie" Aerith said sweetly.

"uh…..?" I muttered back as I watch Amanda start poking Kadaj with a chop-stick.

"You're probably wondering why there calling you mother" Aerith said to me in her oh so calm voice.

"Well ya…" I said crossing my arms over my chest.

"Well the thing is after Spiky beat Sephiroth and his remnants it killed off the last of Jenova freeing there minds. And well for some odd reason the adopted you as there new mother in Jenova's place" Zack stated calmly with a shrug. My mouth hit the floor along with Austin's, while Amanda completely ignored them and continued to poke Kadaj.

"Wait why me?" I squeaked. my brain threating to shut down from the shock.

"We don't actually know" Aerith said floating over and sitting on my right shoulder.

"Okay the how did you guys get here?" Austin asked, deciding to sit on the back on the couch to face us with Zack on the top of his head.

"The boys opened a portal to your world some how" Zack answered. Shining up his halo a bit.

"However we do know that without Jenova gone there brains are kinda, for lack of a better word, scrambled up " Aerith said with a sigh.

"So wait, there brains are fried?" Amanda said finally leaving Kadaj alone only to walk over to Sephy and begin to braid his hair.

"No not really..There just kinda not them selfs" Zack said putting his halo over his head.

"Okay….so what you're saying is there going to be living with me until there brains fix them self's?" I asked seriously while trying to suppress a giggle, Amanda had just finished braiding Sephy's hair

"Pretty much sweetie" Aerith said giggling a bit at Sephy.

"Fear not! We have help already on the way!" Zack cheered while striking his action pose on Austin's head.

"Oh great, when are they going to be here?" Austin grumbled while scratching his arm.

"They should be here soon, you just have to survive till then" Zack assured us with a smile.

"Sorry guys but we have to get back to the life stream, we will pop when we can and check on you till then have fun!" and with that Aerith disappeared in to a bright light with Zack spraying sparkles everywhere.

Standing up Austin walked over next to me and we watched Amanda poke Loz with her chop-stick with a giggle.

"So….want to go get some breakfast?" Austin asks as his stomach growled.

Looking at him the at the four silver haired dudes I shruged and said "Sure why not"

And with that the three of us left leaving Sephiroth, Loz, Yazoo and Kadaj sleeping peacefully in the basement.

I'm hoping to start writing on this story more...yes I know I said that last time...anyway look for a chapter every other week unless I say other wise.

I started a DMC story kinda like this one as well...Oh and I know there are still probloms with grammer so look passed them please!