Since I still have no time to write on Alone Together, I figured I could just post these. I was saving this collection of short humorfics for April Fool's Week, but they work just as good now. Each one was written with painstaking care, during my Chem class while Prof. Duh bored us to sleep. (Yes, that really is his name. No, I'm not kidding.) Anyway, these tales are guaranteed to get a rise out of you, and to show all my readers how perverted you really are. Enjoy.

First story: (Gesea) Please?

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...Presea closed and locked the door, turning back to Genis with a pleading expression on her face. "Please? Just tonight?"

"...But I don't wanna! I'm tired..." Genis whined.

"You can sleep in late tomorrow. Tomorrow's Saturday; no one will mind. Please?"

"Aw..."

"Please?" Presea begged. "Lloyd and Colette do, every night!"

"Yeah, but they're, well, them! They're always full of energy. They don't need sleep, like normal people do." Genis grumbled.

"But even Raine and Kratos do it, every time Kratos visits from Derris-Kharlan!"

"Somehow I think Kratos does it more for Raine's enjoyment than himself..." he muttered, imagining the two of them together. He looked up, subconsciously taking a step back as he noticed Presea's eyes.

Presea's eyes now had a very crafty look to them, something that had been happening more and more recently. Suddenly and without warning she tackled him to the ground; holding his wrists down with her hands, she quickly sat down straddling him, effectively pinning him to the floor. She released one of his wrists to playfully twirl a lock of his hair. "I could always make you do it..."

Genis immediately blushed a furious shade of red. "N-No you couldn't! I-It d-doesn't work l-like that!" he managed to stammer.

"Oh, I think I could find a way..." she said softly into his ear, making him squirm uncomfortably.

"Mrrg..." he groaned as he struggled, apparently still wanting his sleep.

"Please, Genis?" Presea asked quietly, leaning her face closer to his. "Don't make me beg..."

"...Aww..." Genis stopped squirming at the look of genuine pleading on Presea's face. 'Didn't know she enjoyed it that much...' he thought to himself.

"...Oh alright fine!" he finally gave in. "Just g-get off me!"

"Thank you Genis!" she cheered as she dashed off to grab her favorite blanket, the one they had been using for their special time since Lloyd had fixed her Crystal. Genis sighed as he slid his backpack off, just in time for Presea to wrap the blanket around them both. As Presea gazed on hopefully, Genis rummaged through the backpack; her eyes grew worried as he zipped the main section shut. "I can't find them!" he sighed exasperatedly.

"Oh no! Did I leave them back at the last inn?" Presea asked, worried.

"I don't think so..." Genis looked pensive as he responded. "...Oh wait, I remember now. I put them in here after the last time," he recalled. Opening the smaller front pouch, he quickly espied what he was looking for. "Here they are. Now which one did you want?"

"How about the one where the two children get lost in the woods?" Presea asked. "You haven't read that one in a long time."

"I suppose..." Genis quickly fished out the correct book, opening to the first page. "Once upon a time..."

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Hah! I know what you were thinking, and it was very wrong of you! Very wrong! Bad pervs! Bad!

Nailo: Ecchi! (smack) Sukebe! (smack) Hentai! (smack)

...Although I can hardly blame you. That was the goal of the story, to make you think that way and laugh.

Anyway, R&R! There's a whole lot more where this came from.

¿ObviousMan?