GETTING TO KNOW ME
What is your full name?
Eric Theodore Cartman
Any nicknames?
My stupid friends call me Cartman or fatass. Fags.
When is your birthday?
July 1st- don't you forget it!
Your mother's name?
Liane
Your father's name?
His name shall never be mentioned ever again
Do you have any siblings?
Fuck that
How tall are you?
4' 4"
Do you have any pets?
My Mr. Kitty
Who is your best friend?
I don't need a faggy best friend
What is your favorite color?
Red
What is your relationship status?
None of your fucking business!
What is your favorite band or singer?
Katy Perry
What is your favorite animal?
Cats
What is your favorite restaurant?
Casa Bonita
What is your favorite drink?
Dr. Pepper, Diet Double Mountain Dew
What is your favorite cookie?
Peanut butter
What is your favorite candy?
Maltballs
What is your favorite chip?
Old fashioned Lay's potato chips kick ass
What is your favorite cereal?
Lucky Charms. Marshmallows for breakfast? Awesome
What is your favorite snack?
Cheesy poofs or ice cream
What is your favorite dessert?
Ice cream or cake
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
Rocky Road
What is your favorite salad?
Fuck salad
What is your favorite book?
Books suck
What is your favorite movie?
Terrance and Philip: Asses of Fire 2
What is your favorite TV show?
Terrance and Philip
If you won a million dollars, what would you buy first?
A minibike
What color is your toothbrush?
Red. What a stupid question
Are you a side sleeper or back sleeper?
Fuck if I know. Back I guess?
If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?
On my own deserted island away from all the shitheads I have to deal with
What is your favorite day of the week and why?
Saturday, no school, duh
What color are the socks you're currently wearing?
Red, like you needed to know
What was the last song you listened to?
Womanizer- Britney Spears
What is your favorite holiday and why?
Christmas because of all the presents!
Do you have any allergies?
No
Do you have any piercings or tattoos?
No but I will when I'm older cuz that's badass
Money or love?
Money - DUH
Things you can't leave the house without?
Phone and cash
What are your turn-offs in a guy/gal?
If she's a ginger or Jew
Are you a morning or night person?
Morning
Do you sing randomly?
Who doesn't?
Where were you born and raised?
South Park
What countries do want to visit?
Germany
What does your purse/bag look like?
It's yellow…
What kind of phone do you have?
Iphone8
Do you have any bad habits?
Nope
Do you have any fears/phobias?
Nothing I'm telling you
Do you like sports (watch or play)?
Denver Broncos are cool. And Colorado Rockies. Playing sports sucks
Your ideal breakfast, lunch, and dinner:
Pancakes with a side of eggs and bacon, a double cheeseburger with fries and onion rings, chicken pot pie with a side of Mom's mashed potatoes
How is your relationship with your parents?
Mom's kewl I guess. When she does what I tell her to
What is your ideal job?
CEO of my own company. I have many sweet ideas in mind
Your worst subject in school?
Math, fuck that shit
What is something you like to do in your downtime?
Play video games and watch TV
What did you last eat?
Burger, fries, chocolate shake
What is your least favorite house chore?
They all suck. Good thing I'm not expected to do any
What time do you usually go to bed?
9
Describe your perfect pizza:
Double cheese, pepperoni, sausage, meatballs, bacon, onions, jalapenos, green peppers, banana peppers
Do you miss anyone at the moment?
Nope
Last time you took a bubble bath?
Forever ago, that's gay
What is one thing you want to accomplish this year?
Same as every year, get rid of the Jew
Do you enjoy thunderstorms?
They're kewl I guess
What is a smell that you love?
Pizza and cheeseburgers
What is the last vacation you went on?
Denver for a few days
Have you ever been horseback riding?
Yes, it was gay
Have you ever gambled at a casino?
Not yet, I'm 10 retard
Do you have any quotes that you really like?
Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it- David Lee Roth
Do you sleep with your closet door open or closed? How about your bedroom door?
Doesn't matter about closet, door is closed usually
Do you prefer to sleep with any light in the room, or in total darkness?
Total darkness
If you are having a hard time getting to sleep, what is something you do to help you fall asleep?
Watch YouTube videos
When is the last time you cried?
Again, none of your fucking business!
Have you gotten so drunk that you don't remember what happened the next day?
Not yet
What was your last injury and how did it happen?
A scratch from Mr. Kitty. Stupid cat!
If you could have one superhero ability, what would it be?
I already have superpowers. Have you not heard of my accomplishments?
What is the last movie you saw in the theater?
The House with a Clock in its Walls
Have you ever been hospitalized? If so, why?
Yes, just for stupid shit
Do you believe that you have haters and that people talk about you behind your back?
Yes but if they can't see my greatness that's on them
How do you feel about your family?
They all suck
Do you smoke, drink or use any kind of drugs?
Not yet
Do you hate anyone?
Yes
Are you angry with anyone at the moment?
Of course
What does your ideal future look like?
Billionaire CEO of my many companies living on my own island
Is there something else you should be doing right now?
Probably
List two random facts about yourself:
I helped save the town's cats twice, I'm the only person in town with type O positive blood besides the Jew
Any last words?
This was fucking gay
The five main boys will be the first in the series. Then other classmates and parents. If there is someone you look forward to reading, do tell! Reviews are always appreciated. Thanks.
Lots of love: Rose, October 2nd, 2018