A/N: Because you know every Tokka fan has done one. I felt it was my turn.
Gets Old Quick
"Sokka!"
Katara was furious. The waterbender grumbled darkly as she stormed into the room, tugging viciously on her brother's limp arm. Aang followed obediently at their heels, towing along a giddy and disoriented Toph.
Plopping the earthbender onto a floor cushion next to a drunken Sokka in the center of the spacious one-roomed apartment, Aang retreated to Katara's side just as her rage simmered over and she shouted,
"I can't believe you two would go do something so stupid and ill-planned just before the most important delegation possibly ever to occur in the history of the world. Must I remind you that this meeting will determine the restored borders of the Earth Kingdom and Fire Nation, and can even release the Air Temples from Fire Nation control, if we play our cards right. But when two of our key cards are passedout at the table, how will that help us?"
"Oh, Katarrah," Sokka whined, his voice slurred, "You're blowin' dis outta propopper-shun."
"You mean poproshun," Toph corrected, less slurred but just as confused.
"Proportion," Aang finalized, and Katara intensified her glare, baring her teeth in a groan of annoyance.
"If you weren't so wasted," the waterbender snarled, "You would see the gravity of the situation!"
"Oh, give it a rest, Shuger Queen," Toph waved a hand irritably, "We were just havin' some fun."
"'Sides," Sokka added, slinging an arm over Toph's shoulders, "Me an' Tophie'll be fine by mornin'."
"It is morning!" Aang exclaimed, throwing up his arms, just as frustrated as Katara, "We found you two unconscious at a tavern in the Lower Ring!"
Toph, suddenly noticing the warrior's arm around her, shoved him fiercely off her and grumbled under her breath. Sokka slumped sideways, his mouth emitting a strange hiccupping sound.
"Are you even listening to us?" Katara hissed, plucking her brother up by the front of his tunic. "Sokka, you're almost seventeen! Can't you be more responsible?" The warrior sniffed and looked blankly at his sister through blurry eyes.
"Katara, why is there six of you?"
Disgusted, the waterbender released him and glanced back helplessly at Aang.
The airbender crossed his arms and frowned, deep in thought. Suddenly, his face lit up, and he offered, "We could take them back to the Jasmine Dragon. Maybe Iroh has some idea on how to sober them up before this afternoon."
"It's worth a try," Katara decided, and turning once more to Sokka, she hoisted him up by the sash around his waist and shoved him toward the door. "Come on, Sokka, let's go drain you of the stupidity you got drunk on."
Aang stifled a laugh with his hand as he took Toph's arm and helped her to her feet.
"Nice goin', Twinkletoes," she mumbled when Katara disappeared out the door, "Why drain us of the only fun we've had in weeks?"
Aang shook his head disapprovingly as he led his stumbling charge after the water tribe siblings.
"Next time, Toph, try to choose your fun more wisely."
A/N: If you liked it, I can do more. And I plan to. If I get enough reviews, I definitely will.