"You really don't give him enough credit." Pam said. She and Jim were the only ones in the break room, eating lunch.
"I think you give him too much credit." Jim responded. "You're crazy if you think that Michael can go the entire day without saying that's what she said."
"You're on. When Michael goes the entire day without saying that's what she said, you have to do everything I say for a week." Pam said.
"You're on Halpert." Jim said.
"Hope you like wearing lipstick." Pam whispered into Jim's ear as she got up and walked out.
Jim decided that he was done with lunch and headed back into his office. When he was at the door, he decided he had to talk to Michael, so he headed that way instead.
"Hey Michael, we need to call a meeting." Jim told him.
"Yeah, of course. The scheduled meeting. Ya." He walked outside. "All right everyone, let's conference room it up. 5 minutes." Everyone got up out of their seats and slowly headed into the conference room. Jim saw Pam's eyes meet his suspiciously. "Uh hey, Jim, what's this meeting for, anyway."
"Um, it's for… monthly expense reports." Jim made up.
"But, didn't we just do that last week?" Michael asked. Damn, forgot about that, Jim thought.
"All the… better to surprise them! Ya. They won't see it coming." Jim said.
"That is the cleverest thing I have ever heard! You're really getting a hang of managing this branch. Quick learner, you are." Michael said the last part imitating Yoda. "No wonder I picked you."
"You didn't… okay. Ya! Ya. Come on. Let's go, their waiting for us." They both headed into the conference room.
"Alright guys. Time for our monthly meeting on the expense reports."
"But, I thought accounting just turned in the expense reports for you to sign. Why do we need to have a meeting on them?" Toby asked.
"Ya, well maybe we should start having monthly meetings on why you suck." Michael said.
"Actually, Toby's right, Michael." Oscar. said. "We don't really need to have meetings for these. We just do them."
"That's what she said! Ha ha" Michael said. Jim smiled and stared at Pam who had a look of disbelief on her face. Everyone just got up and left. "All right! Good meeting. Good meeting. Back to work everyone. Chop chop!"
Jim stopped pam before she could leave. "Hey, Pam. Could I see you in my office for a second?" Pam silently followed. Jim sat down on his chair as Pam shut the door behind her.
"Alright. That was so not fair!"
"That was fair, and you know it." Jim said. "You have to do everything I say for 7 days."
"Huh. Fine. I'm yours. So what do you want me to do?" Pam asked.
"Not today. It will start tomorrow." Jim announced. "There's just one rule that I want you to know. if you really don't want to do something, if you think I'm going too far, I want you to say, 'I'd rather fuck Michael'." Pam laughed at the last one, but it was a nervous laugh. "This starts tomorrow."