Author's Note: Plot bunnies are attacking me (although, I think they might just be after my ice cream). And so, because everyone loves a cliché (and Hermione in her skivvies), I bring you "Of PJs and Panties."
Disclaimer: I do not own Hermione, Hermione's underwear, Draco, or Draco's pajamas (which, in my head, have green bunnies on them). Although, if I did own Draco, I would expressly forbid him to wear PJs. At all. Ever.
I'm getting carried away. On with the fic!
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"I say, Granger. Running around in your knickers. Tsk, tsk." Draco waved a finger at the girl standing at the sink. She looked down, toothbrush still in her mouth, at herself.
"Sd uf, Mlfy," she muttered.
"What was that, dear? I didn't quite catch that." Draco cupped a sarcastic hand to his ear and she ripped the toothbrush from her mouth.
"Sod off, Malfoy," she repeated. "It's not underwear. These are pajamas." She gestured to the shorts and tank top she had on
"No, Granger, these are pajamas. Those look like they came from Bints'R'Us." He pointed to the matching shirt and pants he was wearing, then to what she was wearing. The sad part was, he was totally serious. He really thought Hermione was in her underwear.
Hermione rinsed her toothbrush. "Look, Malfoy. These really aren't underwear. If you don't believe me, I will prove it to you." She stormed out of the shared bathroom, through the door that read "Head Girl" and into her bedroom. Malfoy smirked. What was she going to do, show him what her knickers really looked like? He snorted as he loaded his toothbrush with paste. As if stuck-up Hermione Granger would ever let anyone see her panties.
He had just stuck his toothbrush in his mouth when he heard her door open. He turned and lo and behold, there was Miss Hermione Granger, Mudblood, teacher's pet, eternal love-slave to The Boy Who Lived to be Obnoxious and Weasley the Freckled Wonder, in her knickers.
Upon later request, Draco will accurately describe the noise he made as "Grrmph."
Hermione smirked a smirk worthy of a Slytherin as Malfoy's toothbrush slipped from his nerveless lips onto the floor and skittered past her. She turned around, eyes glinting viciously. Before Malfoy had time to register what was going on, she slowly bent over, picked up his toothbrush and set it on the counter. She leaned in close, so that he could smell her shampoo and her perfume all mingled together and whispered, "These are underwear."
Then, to Draco's great disappointment, she turned and went back into her room, only to reemerge in their shared common room in her school uniform.
And no matter how he tried, the image of Hermione Granger in her knickers would remain emblazoned in his mind for the rest of the day.