1998's Favorite Christmas Song
On the first day of Christmas Ollivander gave to me; a wand to hex Death Eaters into oblivion with it.
On the second day of Christmas The Order of the Phoenix gave to me; two hiding places for my family, and a wand to hex Death Eaters with it.
On the third day of Christmas my friend gave to me; three sneakoscopes, two hiding places, and a wand to hex Death Eaters with it.
On the fourth day of Christmas Umbitch gave to me; four trials for not being pure, three warning sneakoscopes, two cells in Azkaban, and attempted to steal my wand away from me.
On the fifth day of Christmas the Weasley Twins gave to me; FIVE SKIVING SNACKBOXES! Four unattended trials, three sneakoscopes, two hiding places, and a wand to hex Death Eaters with it.
On the sixth day of Christmas Death Eaters gave us; six muggle-born raids in Diagon Alley, used my FIVE SKIVING SNACKBOXES! Four bloody trials, three screetching sneakoscopes, two cells in Azkaban, and attempted to disarm me.
On the seventh day of Christmas Potterwatch gave to me; seven names I know, six raids that happened, FIVE SKIVING SNACKBOXES! Four bloody trials, three sneakoscopes, two hiding places, and a wand to hex Death Eaters with it.
On the eighth day of Christmas Bellatrix Lestrange gave to me; eight painful Cruciatus Curses, seven dead names I know, six raids in Diagon Alley, used my FIVE SKIVING SNAKBOXES! Four bloody trials, three broken sneakoscopes, two cells in Azkaban, and attempted to disarm me.
On the ninth day of Christmas Snatchers gave muggle-borns and blood-traitors like me; nine descending Dementors, eight Cruciatus Curses, seven dead names I know, six raids in Diagon Alley, be afraid of my FIVE SKIVING SNACKBOXES! Four unfair trials, three broken sneakoscopes, two cells in Azkaban, and attempted to steal my wand away from me.
On the tenth day of Christmas Dumbledore's Army gave the school; ten successful 'missions' against the Dark Arts teacher, nine Patronus against Dementors, eight Crucio as punishment, seven names I know, six countered raids, FIVE MORE SKIVING SNACKBOXES! Four thwarted trials, three sneakoscopes, two hiding places, and a wand shoved up the Death Eater's A$$.
On the eleventh day of Christmas Voldie gave to me; eleven aimed Avada Kedavras, ten evil missions, nine descending Dementors, eight Cruciatus Curses, seven dead names I know, six massacre raids, destroyed my FIVE SKIVING SNACKBOXES! Four unexistent trials, three broken sneakoscopes, two cells I won't need because I'll be deceased, and my wand was finally taken away from me.
On the twelfth day of Christmas The Golden Trio will give Voldie; twelve deadly legendary objects, eleven justified Avada Kedavras, ten missions the DA thwarted, nine vanished Dementors, eight Cruciatus Curses, seven imprisoned followers, six raids on Death Eaters, beware the FIVE SKIVING SNACKBOXES! Four unexisting trials, three sneakoscopes that don't work, two Azkaban cells, and death by the wand of our favorite wizard Savior.
Twelve Legendary Deadly Objects: Deathly Hallows, Horcruxes, Godric Gryffindor's Sword, Unity.
(lol I know the last one is not an object, but... whatever.)
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