Cookies are evil
Sen here hi first post on fanficton so that's cool got the idea to write this at 5:00 AM so it is a little weird, but it is true cookies are evil! ;)
Disclaimer: I own nothing but my insanity sad but true.
"Naruto Uzumaki joins us at Akatsuk" says Pain in a gentle voice {can't hurt to be nice}
"No!"
"Come on you get these cool cloaks with red clouds on them the chicks dig them"
"No!"
"We'll give you limitless power."
"no!"
"We'll give you all the money you want"
"No!"
"We'll give you the respect you deserve"
"No!"
"We'll give you a cool car"
"No!"
"We'll give you a pool"
"No!"
"We'll give you a bunny'
"No!'
"We'll give you a pony"
"No!"
[Akatsuk members in different room , boy this kid is good pain had me at the cool car bit when he recruited me mutters Sasori. I know says hidon]
"we'll give you a new house"
"No!"
"we'll give you a jet"
"No!"
"we'll give you sakura"
"No!"
"we'll give you the stats of Hokage"
"No!"
"Ok fine your good kid, but I have one more trick up my sleeve, if you say no to this we'll let you go ok here it is.
"we'll give you a cookie well what do you say to that."
What kind of cookie
M'n'm
"Ok you got a deal"
I know you'd see my way kid you'll be great at being evil
3 years later Naruto is head of Akatsuk and taken over the world, goes to show you, cookies are pure evil.
A/N so what do you think good, bad, weird, original so review please and no flamers or I sick my foxes on you (kidding)