America broke into my house this morning, and, with the help of one of my counties, forcibly set this up. I am not an ungrateful sod like him, so I intend to use it. However, I have far more important thigs to do than this, so it may not be as... Frequent... As America's may be.
I can imagine it will only be stupid Americans reading this, so I may as will teach you idiots something. Should you wish to know anything, ask me, so that I may enlighten you. With your interesting geography, this could be amusing...
By the way, if either France or America is reading this... Bugger off. You too, Cam.
(I let you use my account, Daddy. Be more grateful.)
Stop that!
Anyway, a pleasure to meet you;
A. Kirkland.
My details:
Name: United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, or Britain to be less formal. Also, I am known as Arthur Kirkland.
Age: 23
Family: I have four brothers, one of which has forcibly left the family. This does not include the 235 areas of the (ex) British Empire, which does include my dependancies, or my 48 Ceremonial counties (those of my four true brothers do not belong diectly to me). I actually have 82 counties, but some of these are sub-counties of the Ceremonial ones, hence making them grandchildren. This is one of those matters which a request would have to be made for an explination.
Height: 5'9''
Weight: N/A
Favourite food: Fish and Chips... Or maybe curry?
Other information: I do not wish to share anythng else at this moment in time.