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This I wrote simply for a page's entertainment. If you don't know the page, it'd be pointless for you to read this.
This is the page: www. facebook /#!/ SexyTobi
Enjoy, Tobi.
There once was a man named Tobi. No one knew who he was behind his mask. But we do know one thing about Tobi.
Tobi loves one thing.
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Bagged Milk.
"Tobi! What are you doing? Why do you have that bag?" Pain was getting annoyed. He constantly asked Tobi to put down the bag, but he refused.
"No! MY bagged milk! MINE!" Tobi ran off with the bag and ran straight into Deidara.
"D-Deidara sempai?"
"Tobi. Hand over the bag. Now, Tobi!"
"NO Sempai! My bagged milk! back the fuck up!" He bit Deidara and started to run off. Deidara grabbed him by his hood and pulled him back, grabbing at his bagged milk. Tobi became furious. He started whining to Deidara to let him go but he didn't. Deidara finally got a hold on his milk and turned around and ran
"Pain! I finally got it!" Deidara ran straight to the Akatsuki leader and threw the bagged milk to him, while Tobi tackled him to the ground. Tobi got pissed and ripped Deidara's throat out. Blood spewed everywhere. He threw what he had of his throat in his hand and ran straight at Pain. Pain's eyes grew wide and he turned around to run, but Tobi got him. Pain and Tobi fought over the bag until Tobi's mask flew off his face. Pain got a look of horror in his face.
"You.. Tobi..You're-"
"GRRRR! MY BAGGED MILK! MINEEEEEE!" Tobi, who was now revealed, ripped open the bag and drank the entire thing, then ran off to go get more. Coming back with 3 bags in his arms, Tobi set them down and crammed a straw into one and started to drink. He realized he was being watched and looked up. Pain was staring at him in horror and started backing away.
"HEHEHEH MWUAHUAHAAA! ALL BAGGED MILK SHALL BE MINE!" On his knees, Tobi put his mask on and started to laugh evily, looking up into the sky with his hands up in the air.
The End.