I See Your Force Is As Big As Mine!

Seated in his private chamber aboard the repaired Supremacy, Supreme Leader Kylo Ren looked hawkishly down on the figure clasped in his hand. "And now, Rey, I have you at my mercy," the fallen Jedi said menacingly, "To have my way with you, the way I want to."

Then, in a much higher pitched tone, Kylo said, "No! No, please, leave me alone!"

Kylo accompanied his voice acting by having his custom made Rey doll attempt to flee from the doll of himself (being Supreme Leader had it's perks.) Little Kylo pursued the plastic Jedi girl, grumbling "No! You are mine!"

"Not so fast, Ren!" a new impersonated voice shouted dramatically, as a tiny former toy stormtrooper arrived on the pretend scene. Behind him were dolls of Poe and Chewie.

"Finn!" Little Kylo shouted

"Yes, it's me! I'm here to save my girlfriend," Little Finn turned to Little Rey. "Heya, honey."

"Now, you are going to die!" Little Kylo proclaimed, just before being smacked against Little Finn, accompanied by the real Kylo going, "Pshh! Bmm! Bmm!"

"OH! Oh-ah...bleh." Little Finn said as he died.

"Hey, what'd you do to my friend!?" Little Poe demanded

"The same thing I'm gonna do to you, Flyboy!" Little Kylo replied "Psss! BAM!"

"Oh...oh...bleh."

Then Little Kylo turned to Little Chewie, "And you, too!" Psst!"

"AHHH!...bleh."

With that done, Little Kylo turned back to the object of his affections. "Now, Rey, we are finally alone."

"Ah, no! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! Leave me alone!" Little Rey pleaded, "...yet, I find you...strangely attractive."

"Of course you do," Little Kylo said confidently, "Jedi girls are often attracted to powerful bad boys, and I'm the most powerful bad boy of them all! And you know it!"

"Leave me alone!"

"No, kiss me!"

Kylo then began tapping the faces of his two favorite dolls together and continued in his high pitched Little Rey voice, "No! No! Yes! No! Yes! Yes! AH! Ah! Ah...Oh, oh, your lightsaber is SO BIG!"

Kylo chuckled happily until the door to his chamber unexpectedly opened, General Hux entered a second later, "Supreme Leader!"

"WHAT!?" a surprised Kylo shouted, leaping to his feet and desperately hiding his toys behind his back.

"You're need on the bridge, sir." Hux replied as evenly as possible.

"Knock on my door!" Kylo angrily reprimanded his general, "Knock next time!...Did you see anything?"

Hux sighed, hanging his head in exasperation, "No, Supreme Leader, I didn't see you playing with you dolls again."

"Good!" Kylo said as Hux turned and left without another word. Kylo waited a few beats before letting himself relax, humiliated at having been caught, yet again. Just before putting his toys away, he looked down at his Rey doll with a longing sigh. "Someday."

Author's Note; From Kylo Ren in Force Awakens seeming to me like a serious take on Dark Helmet to the Mirror Sequence in Last Jedi being a little reminiscent of the Now Scene, the Sequel Trilogy just keeps making me think of Spaceballs. Hope this silly little thing made you smile dear reader.