LAST STAND
Place: sector 7 slums
Disclaimer: I do not own final fantasy or any of its characters so go and screw a dog
In the slums of Midgar, a young man is about to embark on a journey to save the planet from the evil Shin-Ra. Tyler is on PHS trying to get in touch with Nate.
Tyler: Damn it's busy
Just then the PHS rings, it in fact is Nate. Tyler hops on his chocobo, talking to Nate at the same time.
Tyler: Hello?
Nate: Hey. I got the letter about rebelling against Shin-Ra, and count me in. Those sumbitch Shin-Ra stole my girlfriend Elena.
Tyler: Allrighty
Nate: Lets get wasted
Tyler: Allrighty
Tyler hangs up and they meet at Tifas 7th heaven
Tifa: Can I get you two a drink?
The sheer beauty of Tifa overwhelms Tyler
Nate: I'll take 7 margaritas, 4 fallen angels, 12 Mako drinks and what will you have Tyler.Tyler?
Tyler is staring and drooling at Tifa's breasts.
Tifa then procedes to smack him silly.
Tyler: Sorry.
Tifa: You Damn PERVERT!!! GET OUT!!!\
Tyler gets up and starts walking towards the door.
Tyler: Lets go Nate. the reactor waits.
Nate: But my drink!!!
Tifa stops them after hearing the comment about the reactor.
Tifa: You two are going to the reactor?
Tyler: yeah fuck Shin-Ra!
Barrett overhears this and lets them join Avalanche if they blow the reactor by themselves with the help of Jessie of course
And so the story unfolds what will happen stay tuned!
Place: sector 7 slums
Disclaimer: I do not own final fantasy or any of its characters so go and screw a dog
In the slums of Midgar, a young man is about to embark on a journey to save the planet from the evil Shin-Ra. Tyler is on PHS trying to get in touch with Nate.
Tyler: Damn it's busy
Just then the PHS rings, it in fact is Nate. Tyler hops on his chocobo, talking to Nate at the same time.
Tyler: Hello?
Nate: Hey. I got the letter about rebelling against Shin-Ra, and count me in. Those sumbitch Shin-Ra stole my girlfriend Elena.
Tyler: Allrighty
Nate: Lets get wasted
Tyler: Allrighty
Tyler hangs up and they meet at Tifas 7th heaven
Tifa: Can I get you two a drink?
The sheer beauty of Tifa overwhelms Tyler
Nate: I'll take 7 margaritas, 4 fallen angels, 12 Mako drinks and what will you have Tyler.Tyler?
Tyler is staring and drooling at Tifa's breasts.
Tifa then procedes to smack him silly.
Tyler: Sorry.
Tifa: You Damn PERVERT!!! GET OUT!!!\
Tyler gets up and starts walking towards the door.
Tyler: Lets go Nate. the reactor waits.
Nate: But my drink!!!
Tifa stops them after hearing the comment about the reactor.
Tifa: You two are going to the reactor?
Tyler: yeah fuck Shin-Ra!
Barrett overhears this and lets them join Avalanche if they blow the reactor by themselves with the help of Jessie of course
And so the story unfolds what will happen stay tuned!