Totally Spies: Totally in Love!

2 things! 1.) I could sit here and tell you all these disclaimers about how i do not own Totally Spies and everything but you'd already know that (nor does it completely resign me of any legal issues) and 2.) I AM HOWEVER, the owner of this totally original and well thought out title.

I've decided to write this fic in a way i haven't seen (keyword "I" ) which is a second person point of view, SO YES THE OC/MAIN CHARACTER IS YOU! So i hope you enjoy.

Now on to the story!

"Everything's all completed sir, I have the chemical!" You say into your comlink placed in your ear. "Good going spy. Now return to headquarters and let's save the world!" Says your handler. You give a light cocky chuckle and then place the chemical (which was in a tiny beaker) in a protective pocket. You make your way back to your secret entrance and begin to make the preparations to escape when you see two guards carrying two large guns.

And they also see you. "HEY! DON'T MOVE!" They both cry out chasing after you pointing their guns at you. You won't be able to pull off an escape in enough time (well you probably could but then you'd get shot) So you put your arms in surrender, and just smile casually as if you weren't a threat and this was some sort of misunderstanding. "Guys, Guys, come on. There's no reason for all this, listen i'll go quietly if you just put the guns down. I'm scared of those things ya know," You say in this glee filled voice (odd considering you were possibly going to get shot.) They look at you with some sort of smug look and the more darker skinned guard grunts out "Alright then keep your hands where i can see 'em and you MIGHT not get hurt," moving closer to you. You just nod your head and watch him as he goes behind you.

He begins inspecting you and he removes one of your gadgets "The heck is this?" he asked looking at a small ball, "Oh that? That's a ball that has a net in it, to activate it all you gotta do is-!" You exclaim as you elbow him and grab the ball and throw it at the other guard it exploding on the other guard capturing him in the net and then you'd go around the other guard and chop his neck knocking him out. "That. Just do that each time and you're sure to win," You say to the netted guard, feeling witty at what you said. "Who the heck are you!? WHAT the heck are you!?" He screamed struggling against the net.

"Well i'm a spy," You casually say as you make for your exit, then before you leave you turn and say "Oh yeah my name is-"

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

You groan as your alarm clock goes off waking you up from your dream. 'That dream again?' You think to yourself. It was weird having those spy dreams but yet at the same time so amazing. You've had them ever since you were young, being a super cool amazing spy they were cool to have as a kid but when you entered high school you had thought those dreams would stop but they didn't. Then you just figured they'd stop once you got to college and whatta ya' know they didn't. So now you're some kid going to Malibu U and having spy dreams almost every night.

'Oh well, nothing I can do now' You think as you once again groan and start getting ready for your classes.

IMMENSE TIME SKIP (Really just 30 minutes)

You walked up to Malibu U checking your bag for any of the assignments/papers you may need or might be missing. But for some reason you couldn't really focus, you were too busy thinking about the dream you had this morning. Did those dreams mean anything or did you just watch too many spy movies in your time? Either way spies were on your mind a lot and just seemed to be messing with your focus.

"Hey watch where you're going!"

And apparently your sense of direction. You looked up and just noticed you were on the floor staring up at the person you bumped into. It was Clover one of the most prettiest girls in the whole college, and she looked pretty pissed that you bumped into her and spilled her soy latte. "Oh u-um sorry," You mumble out, you expected some kind of insults and shouting but Clover seemed to have forgotten about that while she was holding your hand and looking into your eyes. "Oh wow, you're totally cute! Have we met before?" She said in this flirty tone that forced you to blush.

It was pretty quick how she went from angry to flirtatious in like five seconds but if one of the prettiest girls in your whole college was going to call you cute, you were not going to stop her. "Clover really? You just hit on Matthew from the football team and you're already at it again? Said another girl who had pushed Clover off of you and was now helping you up. It was Clover's friend Sam who now swayed her red hair to the side and smiled at you "Sorry for Clover's gauti flirting, she can't help herself when it comes to cute boys." You find yourself blushing again but before you have anytime to say anything Clover was in her face and playfully shouting "I can flirt with whoever whenever because I've got it, Sammy. Tell her Alex!" By now the third girl Alex turned around from whatever she was looking at looked at the two girls. "What?" She dumbfoundedly asked then looked at you. "Oh it's you!" Once Alex recognized you and gave you a small wave.

"You know 'em Alex?" Sam asked pointing at you as if knowing you was some odd and strange occurrence, you don't say anything but the look you give is a hurt one. Almost as if she could feel something was bothering you (or if she was just continuing with her flirting) Clover spoke up"Yeah if you'd known such a cute boy for this long you should have told us!"

"We all did, he was in highschool with us, he was the one with the funny name," Alex cheerily spoke giving her friends a smile while Sam and Clover looked back at you really hard trying to see if they remembered. You did infact go to highschool with them, you sat right behind the three girls in science but you never got a real chance to talk with them considering how they always seemed to disappear. You did however talk with Alex once individually every so often so that could be a reason why she remembered and not really her friends. "Oh i sort of remember you, you did have the pretty funny name." Sam exclaimed with a snap of her fingers. Clover seemed to not remember and just shrugged it off.

You look backed at Alex and she smiled back at you, you were glad she had remembered who you were at least it would be hurtful if the girl you were crushing on for all four years of highschool had forgotten you even existed. You had always wanted to tell her that you had a crush on her and try to date her but you never had that much confidence (even with you possibly being Clover's type it was still hard for you to have confidence to actually ask her out) you had tried a couple of times in highschool but she was always missing by the time you actually built up confidence and even when you did actually talk to her the conversation was always filled topics like studying and whatnot to bring up dating.

So when graduation came you were highly disappointed at your own lack of self-confidence to do or say anything that you kind of just wallowed in your own despair. But before too long you learned that Alex was going to Malibu U and you decided to apply there as well. You figured that you'd get a numerous amount of chances to ask her out and man were you wrong infact since you only had like two classes together and since Alex was working a part time job you rarely ever got to see or speak to her. And even when you figured she have some free time she would up and disappear. That's probably one of the reasons you had those god-forsaken spy dreams. Maybe subconsciously you figured if you had the calm cool composure of a spy you could ask Alex on a date and you know how often a spy get's the girls.

"~~eello?" You heard a voice say. "Hello?" Clover asked again rattling you from the depressing trance you had put yourself in. You blinked a couple times and stared back at Clover who looked pretty frustrated "Uhmm, rude much!? I was just about to give you my number and you get all goo-goo over Alex." She screamed angrily and began walking away with her friends "You blew your shot lover-boy" 'Huh. Well that was something' Your brain says to you, in this moment of weird things happening hearing your brain actually say stuff you wasn't all that odd. 'So kid you gonna miss your shot again or you actually gonna try?' Your brain ask you and you actually don't know how to respond. This was the first time you saw her in so long and you never know when you may get another chance to do actually ask her. If there was ever a time to try that smooth spy mentality it would be now. In fact all you had to do was bring out your inner smooth cool guy spy. Yeah, this should be easy right? This should be really easy. 'I'm gonna try' You tell your brain. 'Well hurry up! She's leaving!' Your brain yells at you (your brain can apparently yell, well how about that?) You open your mouth and try to just flat and say it but all you manage to say coherently is " Alex!"

Alex turns back around with her friends and they all have a confused look on their faces, You begin stammering on your words, for some reason they just won't flow out. You sound like you're making some kind of weird mating call and you look like a big idiot, Hell you feel like a big idiot. So much for that smooth cool spy bit, this time you actually hear your brain groan 'Ughh! Kid you gonna suck at this any harder?' Your brain cries in this annoyed pitch that you were even a surprised a brain could make.'Aren't you my brain how about you help me?!' You scream back at Alex who (along with her friends)look deeply confused as well as embarrassed as now people are looking at you make a fool of yourself. You hear you brain groan 'Ughh fine,' then almost as i somehow you weren't functioning with your brain before, your words come out more understandable. "I was wondering if you'd like to go out with me sometime?" You now coherently ask her.

Both Clover and Sam's face's go from confused and embarrassed to just anger (you couldn't blame them, you had made a big fuss just to ask her out on a date) Alex however lightly blushes and smiles again "Awww, I'd love to. I'm free at 5.. How about then?"

You nod furiously and feel like giving a jump for joy but are almost startled out of your soul when you hear a bell ring and realize you're going to be late for class, apparently Alex and her friends think the same because they start bolting towards the door as well as you do.

'What kind of college rings a bell to let people know about class?' Your brain asks you as you run towards your class. 'What are you talking about?' You respond glad that you can run and think-talk at the same time. 'Nothing. Just seems like a lazy way to move a plot along.' Lazy way to move plot along? 'Plot?' You question but your brain gives no answer for a moment then just casually with a 'You're coming up to your class'

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While in class you could barely even pay attention. Your mind was on the thoughts of Alex, and spies (you figured if your original thought of being like a spy got you the date then maybe some more thoughts of spies would help you think of the perfect date, that kind of logic doesn't make sense but this all you man i'm just the one typing it out.) You were wondering where you could take her. Then you thought of your favorite spy Bames Jond, every time he got with a girl in a spy movie he took them to some romantic/expensive place and just let his natural coolness take over. This seemed like a good idea but when you thought about how you actually didn't have that much money to spend nor were you able to make good conversation with her (the earlier debacle had done more than enough to prove this) you figured that maybe a restaurant wasn't such a good idea.

But at the same time it was the only idea you had, a movie was good but it wasn't a way to get to know Alex more. So you didn't have much options it had to be a restaurant. There was no other choice.

After your morning classes were done you raced back to your dorm to spruce yourself up for your upcoming date. You had never gone out on a date before so this was all a little new to you. But you felt a bit more confident at least on how to look on the date (it was your spy thought process logic that made you think so.) You had a nice suit on, you made sure your hair was in order, dabbled the right amount of cologne on and made sure your body was already smelling like you had just stepped out of heaven itself (which i guess means good)

'I look good.' You thought to yourself and you did it such a short time to which made you feel even better. You figured you were good for time so you didn't have to rush to her dorm (was in some ways like another campus itself) so you could take some time to walk when you left.

You were just about to walk outside when your brain decided to make itself heard again 'Hey genius, check what time it is!' You didn't really get what your brain was getting at but when you checked you your watch you noticed it was only 3:30. You slapped your head in embarrassment as you annoyingly just remembered that you schecheduled all your classes in the morning so you could sleep and good off in the afternoon. You were about to show up to Alex's dorm two hours earlier with no actual reason. That would have made you look real bad in front of her and her friends. You decided with nothing else better to do you'd just play some video games or something

After time passed

You put the controller down in anger as the game you were playing kicked your can "Stupid cheating game!" You yelled turning the power off your X-Station, you heard an annoying chuckle 'Yep blame the game 'cuz you suck!" If you could give the middle finger to your brain you just might have. Ignoring that you want to leave seeing how it was now 4:30 you figured you get get there in 20 minutes and have sometime to think of actual things to talk about.

You stepped out of your house and began walking to Alex's dorm, not knowing what lied ahead of you.

FROM A POINT OF VIEW THAT ISN'T YOURS!

"So Alex, did he tell where you where exactly he wanted to go?" Clover asked while polishing her toenails on the couch. Alex (who had just gotten out of the shower) shrugged and merely said "No, but he probably just wants to go see a movie or something, from what i remembered he didn't have many friends up here so maybe he wants to just become better friends." Sam looked up from her book and spoke in a teasing tone " Or maybe he lo~~~~ves you," Alex was silent for a long time with a pained look on her face and Sam instantly wished she took back what she said "Ooops, I'm sorry Alex i forgot about that." Clover looked at Sam as signaling her to get up as she got up and went to hug Alex. "Yeah Sammy didn't mean to bring up Virgil!" Clover said hugging her tightly,Sam said nothing but her hug also got tighter. "Guy's i'm fine, really! Besides i'm not going to let what happen with Virgil get in the way of catching up with an old highschool friend." Alex manage to say with a smile as she went back towards her room to put her clothes on.

She looked at the yellow cheongsam(chinese dress) she had laid out. She had no plans on wearing it but she hadn't been on a date in such a long time ever since she was with Virgil so she just wanted to look at it. She hated thinking about her and Virgil, in fact she rather fight LAMOS again than spend any amount of her time thinking about him. She wasn't ready yet, her small heart wasn't ready to fall in love again so that's why on this date with her old companion she was going to tell him that this was a reunion between old friends and nothing more. She set aside the chinese dress and got another chinese dress a purple one with matching little kittens on it. It was cute, highly cute she'd had first thought that ever since they had that run in with Feline Dion that she wouldn't want to have anything to do with cats or kittens but they were so cute she couldn't help herself.

She put it on, made sure to check her makeup, made sure her hair was just right and made sure she smelled live Eve in the garden of Eden all around. It was at 4:50 she heard the doorbell ring. "Oh that must be him," She cheered to no one in particular. From inside her room she heard " The door's for you Alex!?' From Clover, Alex walked from her room to find Clover and Sam not even moving from their spots to get the door. She hadn't expected them too but when they wanted all the girls could be real lazy. She went to the door and asked "Who is it?" "It's me." The voice responded in a glee filled voice that sounded like it was ready to burst. "Aww! He sounds so happy," Clover cooed out in a teasing manner while Sam laughed. Alex playfully rolled her eyes and went for the door unlocking it.

"Have fun on your date with what's his face...Hank?" Clover asked. Alex laughed lightly "I told you girls its-AH!" Alex screamed, a scream that was soon followed by Sam and Clover and by a feeling they knew too well.

They were being Whoopinized!

Back at your point of view (Did you miss yourself?)

You arrived just at the time you planned 4:50 that would give you guys to be a bit ahead of schedule which added more time for your date. That was of course if everything went to plan. You walked up to the door and knocked on it, that didn't seem to do anything so you rung the doorbell. That took some time as well, you figured Alex must have still been getting ready. Before you actually had a chance to ring the doorbell one more time you heard "Who is it?" 'Oh man how should i respond!' You thought, you heard the growing to be infamous groan from your brain 'Just say who you are, ya moron!' You knew that.

"It's me." You said, in which you thought sounded so cool almost as if you knew you were already having a good you heard your brain once again 'Nice going kid,' it said in a way you could have sworn was sarcasm. 'Was that not good?' You ask your brain. 'Yeah kid, it was perfect,' it responded it that possible sarcastic tone again. You shrug it off wait for the door to open but then you hear a loud scream from each of the girls. It sounds like they were shocked and scared, so you figured they must have seen a cockroach or something and now they'll invite you in as a knight to stomp the roach. But seeing as how the door didn't open and you heard these strange like vacuum noise (from your knowledge cockroaches didn't make that noise if they made one at all) so that couldn't be it. You touched the door knob and gave a little turn "Alex?" You quietly say opening the door and walking into the house.

You soon regretted that decision as the vacuum noise wasn't gone and you could feel the suction pulling you in with such a strong force that there was no way you could get away from it. You got sucked into screaming as you went through all these loops and turns and spins. Honestly had it not been so random you would have laughed and claimed this a fun experience but right now you were so terrified any other thought than "AHHHHH!" seemed illogical. The ride finally ended as you landed on some type of floor with a (surprisingly) soft thud. You were going to get up and say something but something told you it would be better to stay quiet and assess the situation first. Which didn't take you long considering you heard voices right in front of you (you were blocked by some kind of red chair) "Evening spies, I know it's pretty late but i do however have something i need you to do," Said a voice with some kind of accent going on.

Wait, you heard what he said right? Did he say spies? Who are these spies? You started getting interested in the idea and wanted to stand up and say something but a familiar voice stopped you "Aww Jerry, does the world really need saving now? I had a date tonight!" The voice you recognized as Alex cried sadly. Sam also shouted her grief "And i have to study for this biology midterm!" Then almost as if this was usual Clover joined "And these nails do not stay beautiful by late night spying Jer!"

"Sorry spies, but the world needs you," The man you figured as Jerry spoke. "And they might just need our new friend," He cleverly pitched much to the girls silent confusion. Sam, Clover and Alex said nothing but you could have figured Jerry motioned towards the red chair behind them. You were screwed and you could feel it. As you saw the shadows grow larger, you saw all three girls looking at you.

"Oh it's you!"

Yep...Totally screwed.

THE END!

So…yeah..that was the first chapter...so review. I hope you enjoy, i will be taking any advice and suggestions for this story (considering how the main character is YOU after all) so you never know if i get some people to actually enjoy it i may make it some what of a choose your own adventure story so yeah. Hope you enjoyed.