A/N: It was either this or sleep. I made the right choice. Anyway, this is just if Ruby straight out knew that everything was a show while the others have no idea. I need sleep. I apologize for OOCness from Ruby. I need sleep. Chapters will be longer later on.
Disclaimer: I'll tell you when I own RWBY, kay?
Dedications: For need of sleep, always being there for me. Thank you, bro! Wait, you're a guy, right? Or...?
Prologue
Hi! My name is Ruby Rose and I'm a main character of a show named after me! They spelled my name wrong, though. It's with a U, not a W. But we needed a place for Weiss so...
Anyway, I am pretty amazing and awesome! Like the lead character should, I attend a school that's for teens two years older than me! Which means I'm special. But I'm not a nerd so that's not why. But because I have this really cool weapon and plot called for it, I was allowed to attend! I'm still smart, though.
Because I'm leader, I should be serious all the time. Plot twist, I'm not! I'm that adorable/'immature'/childish/Serious-When-I-Need-To-Be/Badass/Heroin-with-a-dead-parent character! Did I mention I'm adorable?
Next in RWBY, we have Weiss Schnee! She's your typical 'cold-hearted' tsundere. Seriously, even her theme says it. Speaking of themes, I'm NOT insane. Sure, I described my mother's blood like roses but pfft. That doesn't mean anything!
Anyway, Weiss is a rich heiress, who also had her trailer trick millions of fans into believing she would be the shy type. They were shocked to see her screaming at me and acting like a bi-
"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!"
"Uhhh nothing Weiss!"
"I heard you, you dunce! And why are you recording-?"
Like I said before, she's a tsundere. She offers a huge variety of 'Dunce!' and 'Dolt!' to the anime. Or American anime. Fun fact, the fan base if confused on that.
But enough about Weiss, we have more to talk about her! She has a sister (Do you want to build a snowman?), she has some lonely childhood and her mother might also be dead.
Okay, let's stop glorifying Weiss, next is Blake Belladonna! Your typical quiet, book-worm, cat (faunus), tuna lover, has a huge past, possible orphan, peacekeeper. Seriously. Trying to use her fighting for peace but not using fighting for violence. I never understood that but it's Blake's choice. Then again, she's dating a monkey (OH COME ON! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT!)
There's not much to say about her, since she's quiet. Plus, I don't want to spoil!
...
Ignore my last statement.
And last but not least we have Yang Xiao Long! The super badass and all that! You know, the anime (Or not) girl in which guys are totally in love with? Funny story, I discovered rule 34 existed for her by accident. And yes, it was an accident. Mind you.
She also brings tons of confusion, wondering, "If Ruby Rose and Yang Xiao Long are siblings, why do they have different last names?" We solved that. Now stop wondering.
So in all, prepare for an amazing series starting me and my fellow teammates! Watch as we go through several challenges, studies, and some badass villains that will stop at nothing to- Well we don't know yet...It's confusing...Well we do but-
ANYWAY, Prepare for amazement! And stuff like that! Also, no. WBY doesn't know we're an animated online show. Only I do. And it's my dark secret...
I'M THE CHOSEN ONE...MUST KEEP IT THAT WAY!
On another unrelated note...
Why don't we change Weiss name to Uiess?
RWBY:
If Ruby Rose knew
COMING SOON:
SOME DAY