The legend of Zelda: Link rage quits!
Intro:
This is a tale of how a lot of Links through out the timeline rage quit and almost caused the world to end. How about we start at the beginning of the time line?
Skyward Rage Quit: Skyward Sword Link has many rage quits during his adventure, but he always comes back to try again. His first rage quit was during the Flight Ceremony when he was forced to jump off the statue of the goddess.
Zelda pushes Link off the statue and expects him to land in the circle perfectly. Splat! Link falls face to the ground.
"Ouch!" Link cried.
Some how he reappeared on the statue again. Zelda sighs, "Alright Link, this time I won't push you. Run and jump off the edge, Link!"
"But Zelda! My face is scrapped up!" Link whined.
"Go Link! I'm counting on you!" Zelda said.
Link ran and jumped off the statue, he pulled out his sail cloth, but that caused him the drift to the side and crash into the fence. He reappeared again on the statue.
Zelda sighs, "Alright Link, this time I won't push you. Run and jump off the edge, Link!"
"You already said that, Zelda!" Link said getting irritated.
Zelda just stood there staring at Link.
"Fine!" Link said and he ran and jumped off the edge again.
This time Link didn't pull out his sail cloth as soon and he slammed into the ground AGAIN, this time very close to the circle! Link reappears at the top of the statue AGAIN!
"Alright Link, this time I won't push you. Run and jump off the edge Link!" Zelda said AGAIN.
"SHUT YOUR STUPID MOUTH ZELDA! IF YOU HAVE NOTHING IMPORTANT TO SAY, DO NOT SAY ANYTHING! YOU GOT THAT?!" Link yelled.
Zelda just stood there smiling.
"THANKS!" Link yelled and he ran and jumped off the edge.
This time he landed in the circle perfectly, blood running down his face from impact against the ground.
"Link...you aren't in the exact place I want you to be in..." Zelda called down from the statue.
"RAGE QUIT!" Link screamed as he ran away.
"Link! Wait! The ceremony isn't complete yet!" Zelda called after Link.
"Doesn't matter! Make Groose the winner instead! I told you, I quit!" Link called out.
A few hours later...
A knock sounds on Link's bedroom door. No reply came from the room. Zelda opens the door and peeps in, Link is sitting on his bed depressed.
"Link, It's a nice day outside!" Zelda said.
"Zelda, I failed, now leave me alone," Link responded.
"I was just wondering if you'd like to fly your loftwing with me, it could relieve your stress!" Zelda said.
"I can't land in a large circle correctly, I guess I can't fly correctly either!" Link said.
"Link...you are still my hero, I believe in you!" Zelda said.
"Alright, we will fly together," Link said getting off of his bed and preparing for flight.
"That's the spirit, Link!" Zelda said.
And they went outside to fly.