AN: I was so *cough* inspired by the Christina/Mya/Pink/Lil Kim I decided to write one for WWF. I mean people are writing Lady Marmalade for Digimon and Harry Potter, so I figured, by not WWF? Enjoy! =)
Mya - Trish
Pink - Terri
Lil Kim - Chyna
Christina - Lita
(There will be Some interjections by Ivory and RTC.)
Chyna:
Where's all mah soul sistas
Lemme hear ya'll flow sistas
Trish:
Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, flow sista
Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, go sista
Trish:
He met Marmalade down in old WWF
Struttin' her stuff on the street
She said, " Hey Joe, you wanna give it a go?" Oh! uh huh
Ivory: THAT IS SO INAPPROPRIATE!
Chorus:
Gichie, Gichie, ya ya dada (Hey hey hey)
Gichie, Gichie, ya ya here (here)
Mocha Chocalata ya ya (oh yea)
Creole lady Marmalade
Chyna:
What What, What what
Trish:
ooh oh
All:
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir
Voulez vous coucher avec moi
Chyna: yea yea yea yea
Terri:
Perry sat in my boudoir while I freshened up
Boy drank all that Magnolia wine
All my black satin sheets where we started to freak...
yeah
Ivory: MY GOD! CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?
Steven Richards: They're running around in...fishnet stockings and things my virgin eyes cannot tolerate! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
The Goodfather - Hey! You! Pull up those pants! Your underwear is showing...DON'T USE THAT FINGER!
Chorus:
Gichie, Gichie, ya ya dada (da-da-da)
Gichie, Gichie, ya ya here (here ohooh yea yeah)
Mocha Chocalata ya ya (yea)
Creole lady Marmalade
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir, what what what)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi
Chyna:
yea yea uh
He come through with the money and the garter bags
I let him know we bout that cake straight up the gate uh
We independent women, some mistake us for whores
I'm sayin', why spend mine when I can spend yours
Disagree? Well, that's you and I'm sorry
Imma keep playing these cats out like Atari
Wear ideal shoes get love from the dudes
4 bad ass chicks from the WWF
hey sistas, soul sistas, betta get that title sistas
We drink wine with diamonds in the glass
bottle case the meaning of expensive taste
if you wanna Gichie, Gichie, ya ya
Mocha Chocalata what?
Real Lady Marmalade
One more time C'mon now
Marmalade... Lady Marmalade... Marmalade...
Lita:
Hey Hey Hey!
Touch of my skin feeling silky smooth
I hear that Matt likes it that way
Made the savage beast inside roar until he cried,
More (more) more(more) more(more)
Terri:
Now The boys are back home doin' 9 to 5
Trish:
Sleepin' the gray flannel life
Lita:
Guess he didn't know that we were so
strong (strong) strong (strong) strong (strong)
Chorus:
Gichie, Gauche, ya ya dada (da daeaea yea)
Gichie, Gichie, ya ya here (ooh)
Mocha Chocalata ya ya (yea)
Creole lady Marmalade
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi (all my sistas yea)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi (C'Mon! uh)
Ivory: Steven, what does that mean.
Steven Richards: I'll look it up..................OH MY GOOD! I DIDN'T KNOW THE FRENCH WERE THIS UNSANITARY!
Goodfather: What's it mean?
Val Venis: Steven, we can handle it.
Steven Richards: It means, do you want to go the bed with me tonight.
Ivory: YOU GO WASH THAT MOUTH WITH SOAP RIGHT NOW YOUNG MAN!
Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley:
Trish...(oh Leaeaa Oh)
Terri... (Lady Marmalade)
Chyna...(hey Hey! uh uh uh uh...)
Lita...(Oh Oh oooo)
WWF baby...(baby)
WWF Divas... (0h)
Million dollar princess here...
Creole Lady Marmalade Yes-ah......