Hair Color.

One day, Draco Malfoy decides to dye his hair, this turns in to a debate with him and his brain. This is what goes down.

Draco: "Hmm... 7...7hair colors to chose from...what to do?"

He picks up black.

Draco: "black... hmm.. black represents evil...and darkness"

Himself: "But Draco, you are not truly evil"

Draco: "umm...wtf?"

He sets it on the counter. Then picks up brown.

Himself: "Now, theres a good color"

Draco: "...wtf?..." "Brown = Mugblood... Most Mugblood's have brown hair.."

Himself: "Don't you want to be like everyone else?"

Draco: "No"

Himself: "Are you sure?"

Draco: "yeah...I suppose.."

He throws the Brown dye behind him. The picks up blonde.

Draco: "what the..?"

Himself: "Whats wrong?"

Draco: "Im already blonde"

Himself: "This is true."

He tosses blonde behind him.

Himself: "well.. you have purple, blue, green, and red." "I personally think you should stay with blonde"

Draco: "No"

Himself: "Yes"

-The author walks by-
Draco and Himself are confused.

Draco: He starts screaming "I want something new. A change!"

Himself: "Don't make me slap you"

Draco: "umm.."

Draco: "I like blue, I really think I should go with blue, I like it."

Himself: "What the hell is wrong with you? Do you not realize you will look like a fairy?"

Draco: "You might have a point there...but still.."

Himself: SMACKKKKK!!!

Draco: "Ouch!!"

Himself: "That's what I thought."

Draco picks up the blue and starts mixing it.

Himself: "listen bitch."

Himself: SMAACKKK!

Draco begins to cry. Then leaves with out dying his hair.