ENDER'S GAME & SOUTH PARK
CHAPTER ONE the intro
It was a normal day for the students of South Park Elementary school. "Ok kids so can any one tell me who saved us all from certain death in the second formic war? Come on this is any easy one. Just getting you warmed up for the test you should have studied for." Mr. Garrison asked his class as the morning bell rang.
"Tweek who was it?"
"Was it –GAH-Mazer Rackham?"
"Yes Tweek good to see at least one of you retards studied"
"well Mr. Garrison I think it's you should hand out the tests now." Said Mr. Garrison speaking through Mr. Hat. "Yes I think I will"
After the test was completed three men came into the classroom.
"We are looking for: Stanley 'Stan' Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Kenneth 'Kenny' McCormick, Tweek Tweek, Clyde Donavan and Craig Tucker". The tallest of the men announced. The boys noticed they where wearing IF uniforms.
"Wait! All our monitors have been taken out." Stan told them." we failed".
"Taking the monitor out was the last step. I heard news of what happened to Eric Cartman and his gang" The shorter one said with a snicker.
"Well they had it coming" Craig said in his normal i-don't-give-a-shit-about-anything voice with the look to go along with it.
" please come with us into the hall." One of them said. Once the boys where in the hall they where told the news " the six of you boys have been expected into the IF's Battle School. The boys (even Craig) had a look of shock and excitement on their faces. " your parents have already been informed and assuming you expect the offer we leave at once. Do you except the offer?"
"YES!" The boys all shouted at the same time.
Three days later ( because I am to lazy to actually write the three days)
Tweek's p.o.v
I am not sure why I said yes. This whole damn thing is way way way to much pressure.
Stan's p.o.v
Once we get to the spacecraft ,yes a fucking spaceship, and get in everyone got them selves ready for the trip. Tweek after being deprived of his coffee for 24 hours ( we cant eat or drink anything other then water for 24 hours before the flight) was in full out panic mode and I decided to watch Craig try with out success to calm him down. Clyde was watching this video that was like
" welcome in the next hour you will learn all about the International Fleet sometimes called the IF…" Boring. Kyle who was sitting two rows behind me was talking to some kid named Ender.
"Take off in 10…9…8…" I hear a voice say. " 5…4…3..2…1 liftoff" the g-forces pushing against my body feels so cool! Now I now why we couldn't eat. Wait. I think I hear I kid gaging. Anyway after a while we finally get there. I turn to my best friend Kyle.
" damn man we actually made it."
SORRY ABOUT THE SHORTNESS BUT ITS JUST AN INTO CHAP. YES THE OTHERS WILL BE WAY LONGER
R&R and stuff like that ( do you like this idea? Have other people done this?)