Xemnas was greatly perturbed.
Sora's words had struck him deeply.
"Don't you remember?"
Unfortunately, I don't.
But what was it that he couldn't remember.
As if in anticipation, Ansem piped up, "Hey hotstuff!"
Hotstuff?
Ansem, his shirt undone and hair slicked back, leaning in close to Xemnas.
"Submit." He flirted.
"To whom?" Xemnas bellowed, "We're the same person!"
Ansem paused, "Wait… we are?"
"Yes!" Xemnas told him plainly.
Xehanort walked in, adjusting his labcoat, "Master Ansem, I was wondering…"
He stopped, and stared at Ansem, he was leaned over Xemnas' desk and had a grip of the collar of the man's hood.
"What are you two doing?"
"Uhhhhh…"
"Nothing?" Ansem said, letting go of his 'twin.'
Enigmatic Man strolled in, lightsabers in hand, he didn't speak but everyone knew what he wanted to say.
Xemnas shook his head, "No. I will not go with you to see him."
Enigmatic man looked sad and a tear dropped from his empty hood.
'Another' beeped in, wanted to get on in some of the action.
Xemnas, Ansem, Xehanort and the Enigmatic man (okay, he didn't actually) all looked at the little computer mounted on the back wall and kindly told him "No!"
'Another' froze, powered down and remained quiet for the rest of the discussion.
Ansem, Seeker of Darkness (not to be confused with Ansem, though they look, and act the same, they actually have two different voices. One sounds like Richard Epcar, the other sounds like Billy Zane.) appeared in a dark puff of smoke and, like Ansem, had the foresight to undo the top few dozen buttons of his shirt and slick back his hair. He too was looking for companionship, albeit in all the wrong places. (Notice the trend?)
"Kingdom Hearts is darkness!" He said pulling out a deck of cards.
Xemnas retorted, "And supposedly as blind as you are. I will not date you either."
Sadface.
A dark corridor opened up and Terranort stepped through. "This heart belongs again to darkness. All worlds begin in darkness, and all so end. The heart is no different. Darkness sprouts within it. It grows, consumes it. Such is its nature. In the end, every heart returns to the darkness whence it came."
Ansem looked over, "Hey, don't copy me!"
Terranort started to strangle Ansem, "I said it first!"
Ansem clawed at his throat, "No I did!"
No Heart, clad in a massive suit of Keyblade Armor, thundered in like a bull moose during mating season.
He held out his hand and summoned his keyblade. Apparently this means something, but the direct meaning eludes me. The fangirl-crazed nonsense doesn't though, apparently to them, this is some sort of weird pseudo-declaration that No Heart is looking to date some weird alteration of himself in the hopes of achieving divine inner peace through some weird psycho-ritual fornication with other similar (very similar, i.e. the EXACT SAME PERSON) beings.
Or maybe, the fangirls are reading too deeply into a character that doesn't even grunt, fart, or spit, let alone think (heaven forbid desire companionship in the most minute form).
Master Xehanort, his body frail, the last few embers of his life fading strolled in and immediately took charge of the situation, stealing No Heart's keyblade in the process "Listen to me, friends and allies, for you see the world as it is, is a cold and lonesome place and it is in times like these when we must pool together our-"
"Save it." Terra walked in calmly and folded his arms in front of his chest, "They're not buying it, they're all you. You can't BE with yourself."
He unfolded his arms and walked out, leaving master Xehanort to curl up in a ball and cry himself to sleep.