Draco Malfoy was sitting at the Slytherin table in the Great Hall eating his breakfast in silence while watching his fellow house-mate Blaise Zambini act out some conversation he had recently had with "Loony" Lovegood in which she had been telling him about nargles. That girl was so weird, kind of pretty, but weird. At least she was a pureblood like himself unlike some of the other scum in the school. Albus Dumbledore kept letting in all those "Muggle-borns" as he called them, but Mudbloods were their true name and those who didn't call them that were Muggle lovers. The school would be so much better without scum like Granger and those annoying Creevy brothers, he had hoped that when the Chamber of Secrets had opened three years ago that they would have died. He was mulling all this over when a handsome owl flew over to him and he was pleased. The owl belonged to his mother and she always sent plenty of treats to her spoiled only son. While the rest of the table looked on in jealousy, Draco looked smug as the owl flew over to him. His smug look soon vanished when he saw that there was a letter attached to the bird's leg instead of a parcel. While he was untying the letter, another owl flew over and held it's leg out.

"Why aren't you popular today Malfoy" drawled Goyle.

"Shut up"

"It's not from another girl, is it?" asked Pansy with a panicked look on her face.

"It's from my mother"

"Oh"

The rest of the fifth years continued eating and Draco looked at the letters. One was from his mother and the other from his father. He decided to open the one from his mother first.

Dearest Draco,

Your father and I have come to the conclusion that our marriage is no longer working for both of us. I have decided to leave and move in with my one true love, the man I have pined after for many years, Severus Snape. I know that this may come as a shock to you but it's the best for all of us. Severus and I plan to be married soon seeing as he had gotten over that Lily Evens girl years ago but pretended to still love her to trick Dumbledore. We would be pleased if you would join us for your summer holidays.

Love always,

Mother

P.S. Please don't treat Severus any different at school now that he's about to become your step-father.

P.P.S Make sure to keep up with your homework and DO NOT fail Potions, especially now that I'm with Severus and I don't want you to ruin this for me. I've worked too hard to finally get away from you psychotic father that I never wanted to be married to in the first place.

Wow, thought Draco. Didn't really see that one coming. He opened his father's letter to see what he had to say about the matter.

Draco,

Your mother cheated on me! She's leaving me for that slimy git Snape. They've been together since that conference she went to about you failing Potions last year. I can't believe that woman. I'm still living at the manor so during your holidays you will be joining me. When you start looking for a wife, we will both look over the prospects.

Father

Ahh, he took that well, thought Draco.

Draco put his head in his hands and sighed, how could this day get any worse? he thought when another owl showed up with another letter.

Draco,

I'm pregnant with Sev's child! It's due in about a month, we've been keeping this a secret because we didn't want your father to get mad. We're so happy!

Mother

I guess it could get worse.