i had this idea ages ago. please feel free to add your own!

there once was a man called Snake,
whom Eowyn meant to Forsake,
he blew her a kiss,
and said with a hiss,
"what a wonderful girlfriend you'd make!"

"Eowyn, you look good in pink,"
said the cute Worm with a wink,
"i think, in that dress,
you look truly the best;
do'ya fancy a bit of a slink?"

"Having no eyebrows is great,"
Thought Grima, Eowyn's mate,
"you may think i suck,
but how cute do i look?"
said Eowyn-"Fancy a date?"

"slimy and greasy; thats me.
the most sycophantic you'll see.
as councilors go,
you already know,
just how sexy i can be!"

Grima felt really sad;
he knew that he had been bad.
but as Eowyn knew;
"i did it for you!"
so she really couldnt be mad.