I Thought You Were a Phoenix, a harry potter fanfic

"I Thought You Were a Phoenix,

but You're Actually a Bat"

by the Weird Sisters

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or the Weird Sisters, but I DID create this song, not the Weird Sisters.

Author's Note: Hey, people! It's been SO long since I've done a parody/humour fanfic like this. I've been working for so long on Harry Potter and the Princesses for Magic (go read and review it!) that I haven't been able to concentrate on humour. Actually, this song is mentioned in that story. In one scene, Harry goes up to Hermione, Ron and Princess Joy (a character I created) during a ball and asks them what their conversation was about, and they responded that they were talking about their favourite Weird Sisters' songs. I made up a few wizard song titles, one of them called, "I Thought You Were a Phoenix, but You're Actually a Bat". When I was editing that part, I suddenly started thinking up lyrics! So here it is, my very own Weird Sisters' song. Hope you enjoy (and review!).

When I saw you down the street one day,

I was head over heals for you,

and by the time I asked for your owl post,

I was smitten from hat to shoe.

Your eyes were as blue as phoenix feathers,

your lips were a gorgeous red,

and I did see you as a phoenix bird,

that could raise me up when I felt dead.

We had a lovely romance,

I have to admit that,

but when I got to know who you really were,

I found out you were a ruthless bat!

After about a months of dating,

I thought we were meant to be,

but that wasn't going to happen,

'cause we had another story.

One day, I was walking

down Diagon Alley,

and I saw you smooching another wizard -

that was the end of you and me!

You threw at me my gifts and cauldron,

and pushed me out the door.

After telling me I was a gnomish git,

I never wanted to see your face anymore.

You made sure your new beau was loved,

and made sure that I got pain.

Well I hope you live the rest of your days alone,

and afterwards, go insane!

I thought you were a phoenix,

but you're actually a bat.

You've got the meanness of a mountain troll,

and the IQ of a rat.

I loved you from your dancing shoes,

to your feathered, pointed hat.

I wish you would just realize -

Ah, the heck with that!

I thought you were a phoenix,

but you're actually a bat.

You've got the meanness of a mountain troll,

and the IQ of a rat.

I loved you from your dancing shoes,

to your feathered, pointed hat.

I wish you would just realize -

Ah, the heck with that!

Author's Note: Did you like it? It's my first original song. Please review! Oh, and don't forget to review my complete story, "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix". Please review that, at least the last chapter!