Disclaimer: I do not own Codename: Kids Next Door.
Operation: D.O.O.M.E.D. by SClownzZzZz
Don't
Obsess
Over
Misleading
Empty
Dates
Chapter One: The Mission
Nigel was at his podium standing in front of his chattering teammates. "Quiet, people, quiet! We have a situation here!"
"Oh no, don't tell me," Hoagie said from his seat in the middle of the couch, "Numbuh four forgot to turn on the security system again."
"I did not!" Wally yells jumping out of his seat and turning to Hoagie, "What the crud Hoagie? That only happened five times this week!" Wally sits back down and glares at Hoagie, his arms crossed.
Nigel slaps his face in frustration before turning back to the others, "Moving on, as you all know Numbuh 86's birthday was last weekend and everything went according to plan…"
"Numbuh five doesn't understand where you're going with this," Abby speaks from her seat.
"Patience Numbuh Five, I haven't gotten to the situation yet," Nigel said, he sighs before continuing, "Anyway, as I was saying, everything went according to plan…that is, until I accidentally goofed and gave her the wrong gift."
"Well that's no big deal," Hoagie says, "What'd you give her?"
"The master keys to the tree house," Nigel said quietly.
"WHAT? How could you accidentally give her those?"
"It was an accident I swear!" Nigel spoke up waving his hands behind the podium, "Now, in order to fix this problem we must travel to Numbuh 86's house and steal them back."
"Are you sure about that?" Kuki says.
"Yeah, won't it look suspicious if all five of us show up at her door and demand entry into her house?" Abby states.
"Excellent point Numbuh five, that's why I've devised a plan to get Numbuh 86 out of her house for a few hours so we can sneak in and steal the keys back," Nigel says, his eyes locked on his team members.
"Really?" Numbuh four says, now out of his seat, "Well, what is it mate?"
Two Minutes Later
"Oh no, absolutely not!"
"Come on numbuh four, it'll only be for a few hours!" Nigel said, pleading with his teammate.
"Nuh-uh, no way!" Wally said, shaking his head from side to side; his arms crossed.
Nigel glances at Abby and Hoagie who are standing nearby; all three of them are surrounding Wally. Nigel turns to his team members and shrugs; Hoagie sighs and steps forward.
"Please Numbuh four, it won't be that long, you'll really be helping us out. It'll be easy."
"Then why don't one of you guys do it? Why do I have to distract her?" Wally responds.
Nigel stares at Wally, "Because, I know for a fact that Numbuh 86 thinks that you're cute, so she won't find it suspicious when you ask her out."
"Wait, when I what-!"
"Move along numbuh four, you have no time to waste," Nigel says shoving him out the door.
"But wait, what about-?" Wally begins; the door slams in his face, leaving him alone.
"Aww crud! Why do I always get stuck going on these things?"