Author's Note: I own nothing, MHA was created by Kohei Horikoshi.

Alright, bear with me here, this is going to be really random (heck, all these one shots are going to be random as all get out); but this came to me from a real life experience recently and this scene snowballed from there.

You see, my cousin was very disappointed to find that their macaroni didn't have the microwavable cups in the package or the liquid cheese sauce and it snowballed into a joke about what Tomura's reaction would be.

I knew I had to write this as a result.

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Tomura Shigaraki knew the feeling of rage before, but he had not felt this level of anger in a while. The last time he had felt this feeling was after his Noumu had been defeated at the hands of All Might.

The blue-haired villain tugged on the cardboard flaps of the box containing his lunch – or at least what he wanted to cook for lunch.

He muttered a string of curses under his breath.

Why wasn't his macaroni and cheese opening?!

He was starving while holding a package containing a dozen instant macaroni and cheese packets.

The irony of it all.

The cardboard flap wasn't budging so much as an inch no matter how hard he pulled on it. He swore that the box had been created just to tick him off, and at this point he was considering grabbing the box with all five fingers to dissolve it instead of opening it.

A familiar rumble came from his stomach. Fueled by his ever growing hunger, Tomura yanked on the flap of the box even more.

"Do you need help opening that?" Kurogiri asked, growing tired of watching Tomura struggle.

Tomura growled in frustration. "I can open this myself, thank you very much, Kurogiri!"

Tomura Shigaraki's lips quirked up in a devious smile upon hearing the cardboard give way and tear. He cackled with glee as he ripped the top flap off the package and held the flap up in the air in triumph.

"You see that, Kurogiri?! I did it, I opened the box!" Tomura declared.

The warp villain crossed his arms and sighed. "Yes, you did, didn't you?"

Tomura grinned ear to ear. "Today it's this box that I destroy, but soon I'll tear apart All Might just like this box!"

"I'm sure you will." Kurogiri groaned under his breath, a heavy air of sarcasm in his voice.

Tomura reached into the box for a packet of macaroni inside the box and pulled it out with his index finger and thumb. The leader of the League of Villains gritted his teeth as he examined the plastic pouches in his hand.

"What are these?!" He exclaimed, holding the pouch up in front of Kurogiri's face for him to see.

The warp villain took a deep breath, trying his best to mask his exasperation with his child-like boss. "Noodles and cheese, you microwave them..." Kurogiri explained before being cut off.

"This is powdered cheese!" Tomura hissed. "And they didn't put the noodles in those little microwavable cups!"

"Aren't you overreacting?" Kurogiri muttered.

Tomura shook his head and wrapped all five fingers around the packets. In a matter of seconds, the packages dissolved into dust and floated away with a quick puff from Tomura. "This is the twenty-first century, Kurogiri. Do they really expect me to dirty a bowl to make mac and cheese? These people will be hearing from me – prepare the Noumu!"

"You can't be serious." Kurogiri scoffed.

"I said Noumu, Kurogiri, or I'm telling Sensei!" Tomura demanded.

Kurogiri sighed. He knew it wasn't worth arguing, there was no way he was going to persuade Tomura to change his mind. Besides, All for One would back Tomura even if Kurogiri refused – he always claimed it was a part of the learning experience, whatever that was supposed to mean.

A violet portal opened up beside Tomura, releasing a monstrous reptilian creature.

Tomura let out a menacing laugh. "Now for my revenge! I will strike a blow for everyone who has been forced to eat clumpy powdered cheese and dirty a bowl!"

Kurogiri sighed once more, growing more and more frustrated by his job. He had been hired as an assistant, not a babysitter. Unfortunately, his role seemed to be the latter of the two.

And to think, all of this over macaroni and cheese.