Disclaimer: I do not own any of those guys they are entirely Matt Stone and Trey Parker's creation
Rating: T (Teen)
Warning: rather strong language, a bit boy on boy action ^^
Description: Some things remain a mystery to Kenny.
Slash, One-Shot
"Oh, hello Kenny, hi Stan! Butters, how are you darling?" Liane Cartman greeted the teens and invited them in.
"Kyle and Snookie Bear are upstairs in Eric's room. Butters sweetie will you come with me to the kitchen for a minute? I tried out a new cookie recipe and wanna know what you think of it."
"Sure, madam.", the good-natured blond answered cheerfully. Kenny stole a quick kiss from his boyfriend before letting him disappear with Mrs Cartman. He had to smile. Cartman's mum adored Butters, it was funny to watch them interact.
"Let's go get them.", Stan said and started to get upstairs. They knocked on the door of Cartman's room. No answer. They knocked a second time – still no reply. Kenny and Stan gave each other meaningful looks. "Dude do you think they …?", the dark-haired one started but the dirty blond one shook his head, which was mostly hidden underneath an orange hoodie. "They're probably just making out – or else we'd hear 'em."
Without any further knocking or warning the rather poor boy simply opened the wooden door.
It was just like he had predicted: the Jew and the Nazi seemed to be sucking each other's faces off. Both of them were lying on the chubby boy's bed, Cartman was hovering over the redhead and was groping the smaller boy's ass with one of his large hands.
"Fuck, guys, you knew damn well we were coming over this afternoon! How can you be so hormone-driven?", Stan complained. The two now panting teens on the bed, who only registered theirs friends' present now, didn't seem in the slightest bit disturbed by their sudden intrusion.
"Ey! It's not my fault that Jewish bitch is in heat!"
"Shut up fat-ass!"
How those two guys got a stable relationship working was beyond Kenny. They were arguing all the time and insulted each other almost constantly. "Let's get outta here Kenny, before I throw up again". While the hooded boy followed his raven-haired friend out, he couldn't stop himself from saying: "You guys better make this a quickie, we wanna watch this DVD sometime today, 'kay?"
"You heard him lard-ass, hurry up!"
"Don't call me fat, stupid Jesus-killer. I'll take as much time as I fucking want fucking your brains out, understand?"
Yeah, Kenny really did not get it.
Hope you liked it, English is not my native language so I hope there aren't any major mistakes in it and that the style is okay.
Comments are always welcome =)
Yours,
Lilith King