Sorry I haven't really updated anything for like, ever. I've been busy sitting around looking stupid (something I'm good at, thank you very much :3) and trying to process things I've attempted to learn from school, which is almost out by the way (finally). Of course that means that the release date of Trauma Team nears as well (YAY!) Anyways, about the story. I didn't come up with the plot, I'm pretty sure someone else came up with it, I just used different characters. So, whoever came up with a plot like this, credit goes to you! And, of course, the characters (except for Lilly) belong to Capcom.

Okay, I shut up now and allow you to read. Again, sorry about the long wait!

And now may I present: Smack That

Lilly Parkston smiled at Kay Faraday and giggled at Kay's choice of dares. Not only would Kay enjoy watching her do this dare, but she herself would have a little bit of fun, at Miles's expense of course. Now, to figure out a way for him to get him to come into the room ...

"Mr. Edgeworth! Lilly's watching porn!" Kay screamed at the top of her lungs.
Lilly smiled, "Well done. That'll get him in here."
But alas, the two girls were wrong, "I hope she enjoys it, because I wouldn't."
"Bull shit Miles!" Lilly yelled back.
"Please be quiet." Miles said, in a way basically telling her to shut up.
"Fu- Piss off Miles Edgeworth!" Lilly shouted, purposely avoiding the f-word because it was not "ladylike" said Miles, of course, the thing they were about to do wasn't exactly ladylike either ... But oh well.
He didn't answer Lilly back and she giggled, "Is he mad?" Kay asked worriedly.
Lilly laughed, "No, no. Not at all."
"So, back to the task at hand, pardon the pun, how're we gonna get him in here." Kay asked, trying to think for a minute.
"That's what she said." Lilly said, chuckling at her own joke, "Okay, okay sorry. Hmmm ... Well ..." Lilly thought for a minute, "Miley, could you come here for a minute?"

Lilly heard him sigh before she heard shuffling and Miles's footsteps coming towards the empty office that was next door. Kay dove behind the couch and readied the camera just as the door opened.

"What do you want, Lilly, I'm working on paper work." he asked, eyes narrowed in annoyance that she no doubt caused "Where's the other one?" he added, looking around for Kay.
"Oh nothing, just making sure you get some exercise so you don't get a blood clot in your legs." she said.
He rolled his eyes, "Gee, thanks." he said, then turned around, having apparently forgotten about Kay, or maybe he had hoped the girl had went home.

It was then Lilly had chosen to strike.

The sharp noise echoed throughout the room. Miles turned about as pink as his suit.

"I got it! I got it! Haha Mr. Edgeworth you should see the look on your face!" Kay said as she ran out of the room, camera in hand.

Miles watched her go, then turned to face Lilly, who was grinning like an idiot.

"Lilly, did you just spank me?"

Lilly's grin widened (if that was possible) and she stood up to leave the room, whispering something into Miles's ear as she went into his office, shutting the door behind her.
Miles blinked a few times, trying to process Lilly's words.

"Nice ass."

And that's it! I know, it was really short, but review anyways pwease. Or not I guess it's your choice. Anyways, I plan to be putting more stuff up. Bout time I got off my lazy butt right? Thanks for reading and putting up with my sad attempts at humor! :3