Author's Note
A/N I am SICK of finding unmarked slash fics on fanfiction!!!! I shall make
a stand!!!
Ok, the real story is, I'm board, it's 7 in the morning, and I need something 2 do so I don't go back 2 sleep again I have 2 see the dentist soon, and am enjoying my last painless hours.
Anyway, this fic is dissing slash fics, and romance fics a bit 2, but especially Draco/Harry slash. If you have no sense of humour 4 this sort of thing, then sod off and click the back button.
Still here? You are? Oh, ok then.
"Impure"
Gather around, little children, for this story of love, loss, tragedy and beauty.
Draco was walking down the corridors, at midnight, for no particular reason.thinking impure thoughts about Harry Potter.
INSERT IMPURE THOUGHTS HERE
When all of a sudden, he came across Harry, sitting in the corner of the trophy room, sobbing.
Even though we all know that Draco is EVIL, (and love him for it), in THIS fic however, as in all slash/romance fics. He is going to change personality and become the innocent, misunderstood, mentally, physically, sexually, in every other way possibly abused kid. Who is really sweet natured and.loving.
Draco: Putting his hand on Harry's shoulder
INSERT MORE OF DRACO'S IMPURE THOUGHTS HERE
Draco: Harry, what's wrong?
Harry: I won't tell you until you take me in your arms, let me cry into your shirt, and ask several times!!!!
Draco: .um.ok then.
Draco pulls Harry (who in the past 30 seconds has become really light), into his lap..
INSERT MORE OF DRACO'S IMPURE THOUGHTS HERE ABOUT HOW GOOD IT FEELS TO HOLD HARRY.. AND A FEW OF HARRY'S, JUST FOR GOOD MEASURE
After about an hour, and two pages/chapters of impure thought Harry will tell Draco something about how he feels left out now that Ron and Hermione are going out.or in a worst case scenario. Ron and Neville, and Ginny and Hermione.
Harry: I feel so left out, as my friends are in various pairings, which I am not involved in. I feel like such a loser.
The Author would like to comment that Harry IS a loser. Harry: I know it's stupid.
Draco assures Harry that it is NOT stupid, and they stay in an.INTERISTING position for several hours, while Harry spills out his guts to Draco, about how he is misunderstood, hates being famous, suffers from severe domestic violence around the home, and is generally screwed up.
We are all now in LOVE with Harry.because he has such a DEPRIVED life.we all want him to be HAPPY.yeah right.
This is until Harry decides it's time to go.
Harry: I have decided it is time to go.
And Draco agrees.
Draco: I agree
By some telepathic means the two of them agree to meet the following night, though neither of them will know about it.
Ok, the real story is, I'm board, it's 7 in the morning, and I need something 2 do so I don't go back 2 sleep again I have 2 see the dentist soon, and am enjoying my last painless hours.
Anyway, this fic is dissing slash fics, and romance fics a bit 2, but especially Draco/Harry slash. If you have no sense of humour 4 this sort of thing, then sod off and click the back button.
Still here? You are? Oh, ok then.
"Impure"
Gather around, little children, for this story of love, loss, tragedy and beauty.
Draco was walking down the corridors, at midnight, for no particular reason.thinking impure thoughts about Harry Potter.
INSERT IMPURE THOUGHTS HERE
When all of a sudden, he came across Harry, sitting in the corner of the trophy room, sobbing.
Even though we all know that Draco is EVIL, (and love him for it), in THIS fic however, as in all slash/romance fics. He is going to change personality and become the innocent, misunderstood, mentally, physically, sexually, in every other way possibly abused kid. Who is really sweet natured and.loving.
Draco: Putting his hand on Harry's shoulder
INSERT MORE OF DRACO'S IMPURE THOUGHTS HERE
Draco: Harry, what's wrong?
Harry: I won't tell you until you take me in your arms, let me cry into your shirt, and ask several times!!!!
Draco: .um.ok then.
Draco pulls Harry (who in the past 30 seconds has become really light), into his lap..
INSERT MORE OF DRACO'S IMPURE THOUGHTS HERE ABOUT HOW GOOD IT FEELS TO HOLD HARRY.. AND A FEW OF HARRY'S, JUST FOR GOOD MEASURE
After about an hour, and two pages/chapters of impure thought Harry will tell Draco something about how he feels left out now that Ron and Hermione are going out.or in a worst case scenario. Ron and Neville, and Ginny and Hermione.
Harry: I feel so left out, as my friends are in various pairings, which I am not involved in. I feel like such a loser.
The Author would like to comment that Harry IS a loser. Harry: I know it's stupid.
Draco assures Harry that it is NOT stupid, and they stay in an.INTERISTING position for several hours, while Harry spills out his guts to Draco, about how he is misunderstood, hates being famous, suffers from severe domestic violence around the home, and is generally screwed up.
We are all now in LOVE with Harry.because he has such a DEPRIVED life.we all want him to be HAPPY.yeah right.
This is until Harry decides it's time to go.
Harry: I have decided it is time to go.
And Draco agrees.
Draco: I agree
By some telepathic means the two of them agree to meet the following night, though neither of them will know about it.