Holy Crap!

"I baptize you in the name of the father, in the name of the son, and of the holy spirit."

"Holy Crap!"

"Wally, get up. It's time to go to mass." 3 said pulling the covers off 4. "Ugh. It's 9:00." he said. "Yes, and mass is at 9:30!" "When did I agree to this?" 4 said. "It's the Catholic law Wally. Now lets get moving mister!" "Stop sounding like my mother than!" 4 said walking over to his dresser. "Whatever, just meet me at the door in 15 minutes kay?" 3 said walking out the door. "Sure, whatever."

"I was just baptized last week. Now I gotta wake up every Sunday really early and leave for mass. I thought Kuki said Sunday was the day of rest! I bet your wondering why I became catholic, right? Well, It was so I could marry Kuki. Her parents are only letting her marry holy people who believe in God. Not now, but when we come of age. Yep, Kooks is catholic."

"Wally! We're late!" "I know, I know, I'm comin!" 4 said running down the stairs. And the two walked to church.

4 yawned and sat in the pew. "I'm so tired. Why do we have to go to church now?" "Well why did you become catholic if you knew you'd have to go to mass?" 3 said kneeling. "I became catholic because... you don't need to know right now." 4 said and kneeled.

Music started and the priest walked up to the alter and said some stuff, but 4 wasn't paying attention of course. He just sat there yawning. "Let us pray." the priest said. 4's never heard that before. the rest of mass he was curious what that meant.

"Communion? What's that?" 4 asked. "It's body and blood." "What? Who wants to eat a body and drink some ones blood?" "Because it's from Our saviors body." "I hope you don't eat a foot." 4 said following 3 in the communion line. "Show some reverence, and fold your hands." 3 said. "What?" "Never mind."

After mass. on a balcony. Just 3 and 4."Eh, Kooks?" "yes?" "I was wondering what letting us pray meant." "Praying?" "Ya." "Well it's... when you... hmm... it's kinda like... a wish. You wish for something. And you ask God. And God answers it. You might not notice it, but he does." "God grants wishes?" "Most of them." "And God gets wishes from everyone in the world?" "Yep. And he answers every single one of them." "I'd get annoyed with all these people asking me to do stuff for 'em." "I bet. But God can do anything." "So that's how he does it." "Yep." "Do you have to go to mass to pray?" "Nope. You can pray anytime any where." "Oh. Excuse me then." 4 said and walked away into his room.

He shouted at the top of his lungs, "Hey God! I got a wish for ya!" He wanted to see if it would work, so he asked some thing small. "God, I wish for Kuki to be happy today!" 3 heard this, since he was so loud, and laughed. "Oh, And God, I also want her to be happy tomorrow too. And incase you don't know which kuki I'm talking about, it's Kuiki Sanban. You know K-u-k-i S-a-n-b-a-n" 4 yelled. "O.K. I'm back." 4 said walking back to the balcony. "My throat is a little sore now." he said. "I wonder why." 3 laughed.