The trio stood in the clothing section of a popular store. It looked no different than any other human department store with its many ails of useless junk but for some reason a lot of humans were giving cruel looks to a blond haired and extremely pale man who they could not possibly guess was a vampire. He was tall and he had a strong look about him. He was leaning on a table with a laptop out and he was setting up his little camera.

"Ok Kurama the little darling ready?" Spike said as he turned to a red haired man who at this time was trying to persuade a very irritable demon to come out of the dressing room.

To any common person this would probably look like a father taking pictures of his son's or something like that, so no one was paying much attention except for those who were giving Spike dirty looks for bleaching his hair.

"Give me a moment Hiei doesn't like the outfit I picked for him." Kurama said as he was attempting to pull Hiei out of the dressing room.

"You think I don't like it? Kurama I HATE IT! And I'm not coming out dressed like this. So let go before I rip your arms off." Hiei said while he was clinging to the dressing room wall for dear life.

"You look fine now come on out of there so I can see you're new out fit." Spike said as he got his camera ready. "I promise no one's watching." He said to try to get Hiei out.

"Do you swear it because if there is anyone I'll." Hiei was about to finish just as Spike cut in and said "We all know how much you would enjoy twisting my legs into funny animal shapes just come out."

Fine Hiei said as he walked out wearing a beautiful dress. "This is honestly what the humans are wearing?" Hiei asked as Spike instantly snapped the picture and put it online in seconds.

"Yea sure, you look great" Spike said with a smirk.

"Did you just take a picture of me?" Hiei asked with shock and anger.

"Maybe?" Spike replied as he flipped the laptop to show him.

Hiei dove into the air and started smashing the laptop.

"Hey those aren't cheap." Spike said with a sad tone.

"You should be glad I'm not ripping your eyes out." Hiei said with his sword at Spikes throat.

"It's hard to feel threaten by a little demon in a dress." Spike said as he laughed. Hiei walked back into the booth and changed before coming back out. His face was so red it rivaled Kurama's hair.

The End

Draigus: I know I'm going to get some angry emails for that.

Raven: hey at least you don't have Hiei fans pissed at you.

Jin: be happy your in the story he didn't even include me.