Pac-Man Meets Mario
Mario was near Bowser's castle. He was about to open the door when he noticed that
Pac-Man was following him.
"What do you want you yellow piece of crap?" Mario asked.
"Wakka wakka wakka!"
"I don't have time for this!" Said Mario.
They both went inside the castle jumping over lava, but it wasn't too long until Mario noticed Pac-Man was still following him.
"God damn it Pac-Man! Why are you following me?" Mario asked.
"Wakka wakka wakka!"
"I knew you would say that." Said Mario.
When they got to Bowser he started to look confused.
"What is Pac-Man doing here?" Bowser asked.
"That's what I'm trying to find out!" Said Mario.
Pac-Man started to eat Bowser until there was nothing left of him.
"Wow! You're actually not that bad after all!" Said Mario.
"I get that alot." Said Pac-Man.
"Wait! You can talk?" Mario asked.
"Of course I can! I talked in the Pac-Man Cartoon Series." Said Pac-Man.
"Never knew you had a show. Anyways how would you like to live at the Mushroom Kingdom?"
"No I have a wife and kid, but I will visit often."
"OK that's fine."