Jay: I wonder why I teamed up with Peanut Butter...
PB: PB!!!
Jay: Right! To write this duma$$ fic! Stupid fic! You should burn!!! This is probably the stupidest fic I ever heard!!!
PB: Get outta me face! (Slaps Jay)
Disclaimer: We do not own Yu-Gi-Oh.
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Yugi: (Sighs then yawns and sighs again) What a great day! (Black cat mysteriously enters the room) Hey look! A kitty! Here kitty, kitty, Oww! (Cat bites Yugi) Stupid cat! (Walks to bathroom) Hair gel... (Rummaging through cabinet) Where is it?
Grandpa: Yugi, if you're looking for the hair gel, I used all of it.
Yugi: I just bought a new bottle yesterday!!!
Grandpa: You can survive a day without spikes right???
Yugi: I have a ****ing colored Afro here!!! Darn Gramps left. (Walks out. Neighbor mowing lawn, screams and runs into the house) Hmmm. Wonder why he left? (Lawn mower runs over Yugi's feet) Oww!!! I need a doctor! (Crawls 15 miles to doctor's office) So tired! What the ****!!! The doctor's closed. Screw you! (Plops on the floor, faints) (Werewolf comes and bites Yugi)
Yugi: Owww!!! What's wrong with these animals today? I need a hospital! (Crawls to hospital 20 miles away) (Yugi bursts into hospital, Nurses look and look away)
Nurse: Something we see everyday.
Yugi: A little help?
(A While Later)
Doctor: You got Rabies! Congratulations!!!
Yugi: WHAT??? Any cures?
Doctor: Kill a wolf, boil it in cat dung and serve it to you and all your friends.
Yugi: I don't think they're gonna eat it.
Doctor: Well LA DI DA FOR YOU!!! Now I want my money you dumb hippie dude!!!
Yugi: I'm broke! (Pulls out his pockets- two marbles, pen cap, chewed-up gum and picture of Joey naked falls out) Whoopsies! (Pulls it back) See!!! What should I do?
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Yugi: (Tired and blood on his face) Did I clean up enough blood yet?
Doctor: Nope! Missed a spot.
Yugi: Where?
Doctor: Psyche! You can go.
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Yugi: Hey! I can go to the market to get some gel!!!
(Walks to the market)
Cashier: (Looks up from his porno magazine) Whaddaya want?
Yugi: Hair gel please!
Cashier: Too bad! (Continues looking)
Yugi: Come on!
Cashier: Nah!
Yugi: I'll duel you for it!
Cashier: Then let's duel!
Yugi: I play Exodia! I win!!!
Cashier: No you didn't! I play Exodia's Bag boy! In your face!!! Your Exodia can't do damage if it can't bag its groceries! I win!
Yugi: Darn.
Cashier: There wasn't any hair gel anyway.
Yugi: Double darn.
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(Yugi walking around)
(Pay phone rings)
(Yugi picks up)
Yugi: Hello?
Man: I see dead people.
Yugi: Good for you! (Hangs up)
(Payphone rings)
Yugi: Hello?
Man: I see dead people everywhere!
Yugi: Go screw yourself.
Man: OK!
Yugi: (Hears disturbing noises, Runs away)
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(Yugi walks to Burger Buddy's Pals where everybody is eating)
Yugi: Hey guys!!!
Joey: Whoa! Who the hell are you?
Yugi: It's Yugi, stupid!
Kaiba: Damn straight, bubba!
Mokuba: It's BROTHER!!! Not bubba! (Slaps Kaiba)
Joey: Well, in case you didn't know, the 70s is over. We don't wear those huge Afros and tight pants, all right? Well, where were you the whole time?
Yugi: Well, I'm having a bad day.
Tristan: Yup it's a bad day.
Yugi: First I got bitten by a cat.
Joey: Yup it's a bad day.
Yugi: Then I didn't have any hair gel.
Tristan: Yup it's a bad day.
Yugi: Then a lawn mower mowed over my foot.
Joey: Yup it's a...
PB: (comes out of nowhere) Shut up! You're makin' me type too much. (Disappears)
Yugi: Then I crawled to the doctors, but they were closed. Then another thing that looked like a dog bit me,
Jay: (Pops up out of nowhere) It was a werewolf. (Disappears)
Yugi: O...K, so I went to the hospital. The hospital told me I had rabies. I went to the market to get gel, so I dueled the cashier, and I lost with Exodia. Then I was walking and some guy on the pay phone kept yapping about dead people. Then I came here. (Panting)
Joey: (Snoring) Yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip.
Yugi: WAKE THE HELL UP!!!
Tristan: (Wipes his drool on Pegasus) That was cool. Can I nap again?
Yugi: What were you doing?
Bakura: Planning a trip.
Yugi: To where?
Joey: Here (Hands a poster)
Yugi: (Reading) PB & Jay's Crocodile Hunting Contest starring the Australian Crocodile Hunter, even though you don't have to hunt crocodiles! The prize is a dead wolf! I can cure my rabies!!! Can I come?
Bakura: Don't you have anything better to do?
Yugi: No.
Bakura: Xbox?
Yugi: Played.
Bakura: PS2?
Yugi: Played.
(Continues naming consoles)
Bakura: Atari 400?
Yugi: Played.
Bakura: Dueling?
Yugi: Dueled everyone.
Dog: Ya didn't duel me sucka!
Yugi: Where did he come from? Oh well. YUGIOHHHHH!!!
Yami: Screw you Yugi, I ain't comin' out.
Yugi: Oh, crap. Oh well. I play the DARK MAGICIAN!!!
Dog: I play Deep Dog Doo Doo on a Fire Hydrant. I win.
Yugi: Darn.
Bakura: Ok you poor bastard, you can come.
Yugi: Yay!!!
Pegasus: I don't mind!
Yugi: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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What will happen to Yugi and his gang of dudes? I don't know. Just read the next chapter.
Jay: See how stupid this is???
PB: Shut up!
Jay: Why did I ever agree in writing this?
PB: I said SHUT UP! (Does some Tae Kwon Do move on Jay)
Jay: Owww!!! I hate Peanut Butter.
PB: Read and review. Don't flame, please.
Jay: Since when did you go pleading people to NOT do something?
PB: PB!!!
Jay: Right! To write this duma$$ fic! Stupid fic! You should burn!!! This is probably the stupidest fic I ever heard!!!
PB: Get outta me face! (Slaps Jay)
Disclaimer: We do not own Yu-Gi-Oh.
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Yugi: (Sighs then yawns and sighs again) What a great day! (Black cat mysteriously enters the room) Hey look! A kitty! Here kitty, kitty, Oww! (Cat bites Yugi) Stupid cat! (Walks to bathroom) Hair gel... (Rummaging through cabinet) Where is it?
Grandpa: Yugi, if you're looking for the hair gel, I used all of it.
Yugi: I just bought a new bottle yesterday!!!
Grandpa: You can survive a day without spikes right???
Yugi: I have a ****ing colored Afro here!!! Darn Gramps left. (Walks out. Neighbor mowing lawn, screams and runs into the house) Hmmm. Wonder why he left? (Lawn mower runs over Yugi's feet) Oww!!! I need a doctor! (Crawls 15 miles to doctor's office) So tired! What the ****!!! The doctor's closed. Screw you! (Plops on the floor, faints) (Werewolf comes and bites Yugi)
Yugi: Owww!!! What's wrong with these animals today? I need a hospital! (Crawls to hospital 20 miles away) (Yugi bursts into hospital, Nurses look and look away)
Nurse: Something we see everyday.
Yugi: A little help?
(A While Later)
Doctor: You got Rabies! Congratulations!!!
Yugi: WHAT??? Any cures?
Doctor: Kill a wolf, boil it in cat dung and serve it to you and all your friends.
Yugi: I don't think they're gonna eat it.
Doctor: Well LA DI DA FOR YOU!!! Now I want my money you dumb hippie dude!!!
Yugi: I'm broke! (Pulls out his pockets- two marbles, pen cap, chewed-up gum and picture of Joey naked falls out) Whoopsies! (Pulls it back) See!!! What should I do?
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Yugi: (Tired and blood on his face) Did I clean up enough blood yet?
Doctor: Nope! Missed a spot.
Yugi: Where?
Doctor: Psyche! You can go.
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Yugi: Hey! I can go to the market to get some gel!!!
(Walks to the market)
Cashier: (Looks up from his porno magazine) Whaddaya want?
Yugi: Hair gel please!
Cashier: Too bad! (Continues looking)
Yugi: Come on!
Cashier: Nah!
Yugi: I'll duel you for it!
Cashier: Then let's duel!
Yugi: I play Exodia! I win!!!
Cashier: No you didn't! I play Exodia's Bag boy! In your face!!! Your Exodia can't do damage if it can't bag its groceries! I win!
Yugi: Darn.
Cashier: There wasn't any hair gel anyway.
Yugi: Double darn.
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(Yugi walking around)
(Pay phone rings)
(Yugi picks up)
Yugi: Hello?
Man: I see dead people.
Yugi: Good for you! (Hangs up)
(Payphone rings)
Yugi: Hello?
Man: I see dead people everywhere!
Yugi: Go screw yourself.
Man: OK!
Yugi: (Hears disturbing noises, Runs away)
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(Yugi walks to Burger Buddy's Pals where everybody is eating)
Yugi: Hey guys!!!
Joey: Whoa! Who the hell are you?
Yugi: It's Yugi, stupid!
Kaiba: Damn straight, bubba!
Mokuba: It's BROTHER!!! Not bubba! (Slaps Kaiba)
Joey: Well, in case you didn't know, the 70s is over. We don't wear those huge Afros and tight pants, all right? Well, where were you the whole time?
Yugi: Well, I'm having a bad day.
Tristan: Yup it's a bad day.
Yugi: First I got bitten by a cat.
Joey: Yup it's a bad day.
Yugi: Then I didn't have any hair gel.
Tristan: Yup it's a bad day.
Yugi: Then a lawn mower mowed over my foot.
Joey: Yup it's a...
PB: (comes out of nowhere) Shut up! You're makin' me type too much. (Disappears)
Yugi: Then I crawled to the doctors, but they were closed. Then another thing that looked like a dog bit me,
Jay: (Pops up out of nowhere) It was a werewolf. (Disappears)
Yugi: O...K, so I went to the hospital. The hospital told me I had rabies. I went to the market to get gel, so I dueled the cashier, and I lost with Exodia. Then I was walking and some guy on the pay phone kept yapping about dead people. Then I came here. (Panting)
Joey: (Snoring) Yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip.
Yugi: WAKE THE HELL UP!!!
Tristan: (Wipes his drool on Pegasus) That was cool. Can I nap again?
Yugi: What were you doing?
Bakura: Planning a trip.
Yugi: To where?
Joey: Here (Hands a poster)
Yugi: (Reading) PB & Jay's Crocodile Hunting Contest starring the Australian Crocodile Hunter, even though you don't have to hunt crocodiles! The prize is a dead wolf! I can cure my rabies!!! Can I come?
Bakura: Don't you have anything better to do?
Yugi: No.
Bakura: Xbox?
Yugi: Played.
Bakura: PS2?
Yugi: Played.
(Continues naming consoles)
Bakura: Atari 400?
Yugi: Played.
Bakura: Dueling?
Yugi: Dueled everyone.
Dog: Ya didn't duel me sucka!
Yugi: Where did he come from? Oh well. YUGIOHHHHH!!!
Yami: Screw you Yugi, I ain't comin' out.
Yugi: Oh, crap. Oh well. I play the DARK MAGICIAN!!!
Dog: I play Deep Dog Doo Doo on a Fire Hydrant. I win.
Yugi: Darn.
Bakura: Ok you poor bastard, you can come.
Yugi: Yay!!!
Pegasus: I don't mind!
Yugi: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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What will happen to Yugi and his gang of dudes? I don't know. Just read the next chapter.
Jay: See how stupid this is???
PB: Shut up!
Jay: Why did I ever agree in writing this?
PB: I said SHUT UP! (Does some Tae Kwon Do move on Jay)
Jay: Owww!!! I hate Peanut Butter.
PB: Read and review. Don't flame, please.
Jay: Since when did you go pleading people to NOT do something?