Metal gear solid: The spoof-o-nator
Snake gingerly danced across the floor and tap his toes in the air. Snake loved ballerina, but what was this?
"Snaaaaaaaaake…Snaaaaaaaaaaaake…Snaaaaaaaaaake…SNAKE!"
"Huh, what, who, what gravy?"
"Snake you were sleeping. Are you alright?"
"Umm… yeah I think so."
Snake had just had his favorite dream. He wanted dearly to quit the spy business for ballerina, but the money was too good. Right then Snake said "what the heck" and bailed out of the plane……………………………………………………….without a parachute.
"AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH"
Crash! Bang! Boom! Snake landed right in the auditorium where there was a bunch of ballerinas dancing. Amazingly Snake lived form his fall from 30,000 feet and more amazingly he began to dance in step with the rest of the ballerinas while smoking weed.
Even more amazingly somehow the major knew Snake would be at the performance and as did paramedic.
"He's actually quite graceful, but don't tell him that," commented major zero.
"He's the king," sighed paramedic.
"No, this hamburger is," said major zero while taking a bite out of his Whopper.
Paramedic grabbed the hamburger and threw zero over the edge of the balcony.
While taking a bite out of the hamburger she said, " Well guess what. Now the king's mine." Right then George of the jungle swung by and swiped the burger away for paramedic, "Well now the kings MINE!"
Out of nowhere a bangoo tree appeared and George hit the tree, dropping the burger. Dearth Vader caught the burger and said, "Yummy burger, I am your father."
Right then the burger came alive and screamed, "no, that's impossible" while doing a perfect Luke Skywalker impression. The burger then jumped off the balcony and landed right in the hand of major zero who ate the entire burger in one bite. Snake on the other hand was sooo high he became euphoric he committed suicide right on stage.
That is the end of my sad little story.
This is a one-chapter deal so I hope you liked it. Peace. OUT!