OKAY. OKAY. DON'T KILL ME. I KNOW I SHOULD REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, BE WORKING ON THE OTHER STORY I STARTED AND NEVER FINISHED... BUT. ... IKNOWIKNOW. IT'S BEEN LIKE. MONTHS. FOUR MONTHS. BUT. I... I just.. My inspiration just depleted for that story... I never really had a plot in mind for it. It was to get me started in the adventures of writing. Of course, I love it, but I'm starting anew. NEW STORIES. I'll work on it... if I get an idea.. Writer's block seems to be something I'm prone to. Sigh. I'M SO SORRY. SO SO SORRY TO MY LOVELY READERS.
Aaand, to my new readers!
HELLO. You may think I'm a very lazy writer, (Yes, you have thought right.) or you may not, (I'll try my hardest!) but now I am much more into writing, I am much more SKILLED! (No, not really.)
I finally learned how to use that weird grey line/divider thingie, MUCH TO MY DELIGHT. TEEHEE. Yep. It's a button. Just a simple button I managed to miss all this time. :'D
I don't own Naruto.
Enjoy!~ (Please remember to review, favorite, etc etc.) Oh, and in this story, they don't text as often, they email. Because I enjoy reading those types of stories, and I find them fun to write myself. :D
To: CherryBlossoms28
From: SexiliciousBlond
Subject: Omgosh. I'm so totally craving a new pair of SPARKLY and BEDAZZLING heels.
Forehead, YOU DISAPPOINTMENT OF WOMAN. What did you do to 'I've got a friggin' sword up my ass and I refuse to do anything about it' ? Hmm? Because he seems to be sulking in his shoes. You couldn't POSSIBLY have anything to do with it, right? WELL, IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE IT'S YOUR FAULT AT ALL, BECAUSE HE'S BEEN GLARING AT ME FOR THE PAST HOUR. DRILLING. HOLES. INTO. MY SOUL.
- SEXILICIOUS, BEAUTILICIOUS BABY BLUE EYED BLONDIE. OUTTIE.
P.S - PLEASE, come out of the bathroom already. You've been in there since morning. Being in a public restroom for however long you've been in there can NOT be good. I'm just worrying for your health, baby.
To: SexiliciousBlond
From: CherryBlossoms28
Subject: I so totally want to buy that shirt I saw last week.
Ino-pig! Disappointment of a woman? Me? You stab a knife through my heart, hun. And Sasuke-kun SO does not have a SWORD up his ass. I swear, it's a freaking spear. A long, long, long. SPEAR. Sulking? Sasuke-kun? Right. More like ready to kill.
And NO, I do NOT have anything to do wi-
OKAY. INO-PIG. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. OKAY? I MADE A BIG MISTAKE. A BIG BOOBOO. IT JUST SLIPPED OUT BECAUSE I WAS SO MAD AND YOU KNOW HOW I AM WHEN I'M FRUSTRATED. THINGS JUST. SLIP OUT. OMGOMGOMGOMG. INO. HE'S GOING TO KILL ME. KILL ME FOR SURE. I'M SCARED. EVEN MORE SO THAN WHEN I ACCIDENTALLY TRIPPED OVER HIS SAND MANSION IN SECOND GRADE.
Okay. CALM. I am calm. BREATHE IN. Breathe out.
Okay, so. He.. Well. I said, "Hey, Sasuke-kun!" Like NORMAL, SWEET Sakura, And he TOTALLY said his non-existent STUPID word or sound or grunt or WHAT EVER IT IS, "Hn." AND I'M JUST LIKE. "You always say that! What does it even mean?" AND HES LIKE STOP ANNOYING ME AND STUFF AND I... kindof... KIND OF. Exploded. BECAUSE HE'S CALLED ME NOTHING BUT STUPID, AND ANNOYING, AND WEAK. AND I FINALLY GOT SICK OF IT. AND ALL. AND... I. EVEN THOUGH I LOVE HIM... I KINDASORTA... Called him a stupidbastard, whodoesnothingbuthangout... withNaruto... hasaspearshoveduphisass, hasabigego, cockyrichUchihakid WITH a hot brother and along with some more insults here or there, some loud, boisterous cussing, I flipped him off with some more colorful vocab, oh, and I also happened to claim that he was gay for Naruto, whilst finishing the beautiful performance off with kick to the shin and stomping off. But, other than that. No big deal. You know how it is. :D I'm totally calm.
- Going to get murdered. Tell Mr. Snuffles that I love him. D: Haruno Gunna Die Sakura.
P.S - Make sure to feed my dog and cat, Bob and Joe. Even though, I know full well that my siblings can take care of them.
P.P.S - SNIFF. I LOVE YOU, YOU ANNOYING BLONDE BITCH. I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART. GOOD BYE. SNIFF.
P.P.P.S - Can you bring some chicken wings into the girls' bathroom on the third floor? LOVES YA.
(A/N: Just to make things clear, I do not have homophobia. I fully support all sexual preferences. I SIMPLY USED THE INSULT, TO HURT THE UCHIHA'S PRIDE. DO NOT HATE. D: )
To: CherryBlossoms28
From: SexiliciousBlond
Subject: Very. Well. Friday after school. You, me, Tenten, Hinata, and a whole lot of money to spend.
Oh my god. Oh. My. GOD. You called THE UCHIHA SASUKE. THE. SASUKE. THAT YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH AND HAVE BEEN SINCE YOU MET HIM BY TRIPPING OVER HIS SAND MANSION, GAY?
FOR NARUTO! AND YOU KICKED HIM IN THE SHIN? ARE YOU CRAZY? YOU DUMB HAG! HE'S GOING TO MURDER YOU, BRING YOU BACK TO LIFE, GAUGE YOUR EYES OUT, EAT THEM, MURDER YOU AGAIN, AND BURY YOU. ALIVE. AGAIN. AND AGAIN. AND . OMG.
You. Are dead. Well, good luck.
- Beautiful Yamanaka, OUTTIE~
P.S - Your dogs and your cats and all your 'lil stuffed animals are safe with me. And the deliciously sexy pair of boots you got last week. I know you keep them in a secret compartment in your closet's closet. Yes. I know about that too. YOUR CLOSET HAS A SECRET COMPARTMENT. I KNOW WHAT YOU HIDE IN IT.
P.P.S - I love you too, you dumb Forehead.
P.P.P.S - IF YOU DIE, DOES THIS MEAN I CAN DATE YOUR SEXILICIOUS EYE CANDY OF A BROTHER? CAN IT WORK?
P.P.P.P.S -Chicken wings are fattening. And you know it. But, since it's probably going to be your last ever. Fine. I'll spoil you.
So, like you read in the emails me and the Pig sent to each other, yes. I called Uchiha Sasuke gay. For his best friend Naruto. And then kicked him in the shin. But, I mean, you can't blame me! He doesn't pay attention to girls at all. Actually, he doesn't pay attention to ANYONE but Naruto in general. Or Neji, when they argue. And those tomatoes he's so obsessed with. I MEAN, DON'T GET ME WRONG, those fan girls are REALLY annoying, and we all try to ignore them, but some of them are REALLY pretty. Some of them are fake, some of them aren't. Actually, most of them are fake. He doesn't even glance at a beautiful woman when they walk by, flirt, or touch him. Curves in all the right places, beautiful long legs, perfect hair. Just like the Pig. BUT HE DOESN'T EVEN NOTICE THEM. Of course, I have curves too, just not as much as Pig, not as noticeable until I wear less "Prudent" clothes, as Pig claims. They're not prudent at ALL. My skirts and shorts just aren't as short as hers. Well, Sasuke-kun wouldn't notice me if I wore them anyway.
And so here I am. Sitting on the counter in the bathroom, waiting for Ino-Pig to hurry the HELL up with my beloved chicken wi-
My thought's were interrupted as Pig walked in, delicious chicken-y aromas replacing the stench of the bathroom. No, not the stuff-that-comes-out-of-the-butt kind of stench, the Expensive-womenly-perfumes-that-cost-me-my-life's-savings-even-though-it's-a-little-bottle-of-Ferbreze-that's-smaller-than-my-pinky kind of stench. Yes, because women don't shit. No, they don't. The restrooms for women are only for them to reapply makeup, and squirt some more Febreze on themselves. And maybe, once in a while, just maybe, they'll pee.
"You are my SAVIOR, oh godly Ino. You, goddess, you." I snatched the wings from her and took a bite, savoring the great taste of chicken. I noticed a little cup of pink stuff with a spoon.
"AND YOU BROUGHT ME STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM TOO? God, I love you," I grabbed that too.
"Gosh, Forehead. You really know how to suck up. If it wasn't for your stupid big mouth in the first place, you wouldn't be on Sasuke's murder list, and you wouldn't be getting fatter by the second from all those calories." She put her hands on her hips and raised a perfect eyebrow.
"So, how are you going to get out of this.. Sasuke dilemma? You can't ignore the person you've loved for years for that long, you know," She sighed and looked at me with pity, crossing her arms.
"I think I'm going to die. You know what? I'm just going to face it. Well, avoid him as much as I can for now, until he finally decides to get revenge on me for his insulting his dignity, pride, poking at his sexual preferences and interest for Naruto, and physically damaging him. I'll just have to deal with it. Because I totally had it coming. And, Ino-" I gave her a look, not letting her interrupt as I saw her open her mouth, about to say something. "- I'm just going to give up, I guess... I'm going to start dating guys again. I may not love this person as much as Sasuke-kun, but it's a start, you know? I realized, while in deep thought in the past few hours I've been in here, that he's never going to like me. Ever. You were right." I sighed and hopped off the counter, the heels of my boots sounded in the bathroom. I threw away the remains of my delicious lunch, courtesy of the Goddess, Ino, and turned to face her.
"WHAT? BUT. BUT. ARE YOU CRAZY? YOU'VE BEEN GOING AFTER HIM FOR SO LONG! AND YOU'RE JUST GOING TO GIVE UP NOW?" Her eyes widened and her expression looked shocked.
"Well, I know, but. I should have just gave up a long time ago. Nothing progressed, he always ignored my very existence and always insulted me, calling me weak, calling me stupid. I've finally decided to move on. I still love him... but its a start, to date other guys and get my mind off of him," I sighed. Oh god, I sound like some sort of emotiona- Oh, never mind. I am an emotionally depressed woman.
Ino sighed and hugged me. "Well, whatever makes you happy, Forehead. I hate to see you in pain. I can't believe you thought of this while sitting around in here..." She looked around as she let go of me and crinkled her nose at the stench. 'Sakura's never going to be able to get over Sasuke... Well, maybe dating will finally get some emotion going on in that oblivious head of his. Get him out of the depressing denial state that he's in,' Ino thought.
"BESIDES. THERE ARE WAY. MORE. HOT GUYS OUT THERE. Have you seen those hot twelfth graders? EYE CANDY. Really heals your soul." I could see the sparkle in her eyes.
"Ino. We're Juniors. How are we ever going to even have a chance with twelfth graders?" I looked at her with a questioning look.
"SAKURA, YOU IDIOT. YOUR BROTHER? THE ONE IN TWELFTH GRADE. Guuurl, it is TIME to get some hunks for YOU. Let's get Hinata and Tenten. THEN, WE WILL START OUR SEXY BOY HUNTING." I rolled my eyes at her and sighed.
"A-are you sure y-you're going to get over h-him? You've liked h-him for so long." Hinata looked at me with concerned eyes as we told her the plan. Well, Ino's plan. The, 'Get Sakura a Hunkilicious Piece of Man', plan. (HEY. THAT RHYMED. I'm going to call it Man Plan from now on!)
"Don't worry, Hinata! I'll be fine." I looked at her with reassurance and she nodded at me.
"So, Saku-chan. Lookin' for a new guy? Hmm? Why didn't you tell me you were over Sasuke-chan?" The four of us jumped at the voice. None of us heard him come towards our table. He was leaning down, obviously interested in our conversation. (They're eating lunch, Sakura finally decided to come out of her hermit shell, the bathroom.)
"OH. Oh, gosh. Daisuke! You scared us. I told you not to creep like that.. WHY WERE YOU LISTENING TO OUR CONVER-"
(Daisuke is not the oldest brother. There are more siblings. He has black hair and green eyes. Sakura's pink hair is like, a genetics thing that was passed down from her mother's side. Her mother also has light pink hair. )
"Would you like me to introduce you to someone, Sakura?" Ino smiled at him, knowingly.
"OF COURSE WE WOULD. This can definitely help Forehead get her mind off of that depressing jerk."
"Have your friends come over after school today, I'll introduce you to my friend. " He glared at one of the creepy freshmen who eyed me as he walked past. I knew he would introduce me to a trustworthy guy. I loved my brother to death, really. Besides, he tends to have really, really, cute friends.
Ino frowned as she thought of something. "That's great! But, isn't it like, wrong for a dude to date his friend's little sister, or something? Isn't it like, a guy rule?" Now that Ino-Pig brought it up, I remembered. It was always something I heard from other guys. How it's bad to hit on a bro's little sis, or something.
"Oh, yea!" Tenten looked up as realization dawned on her.
"Well, I guess, but it's fine as long as the 'bro' is okay with it. And in this situation, it's okay. I just want to help you. Besides, he thought you were really cute." Huh. I guess I've seen him before, then.
"Okay, well. I'm off to class now! See ya guys after school!" I hadn't realized that the bell had rung until my brother ruffled my hair and walked off with his (cute) group of friends. One of them looked back at me as they left and smiled at me. I smiled back, and oh gosh, I can feel my self blushing. He's so cute.
"Sakura, are you sure it's okay to start class all of a sudden, after skipping half of the day already?" Tenten looked at me with a raised eyebrow.
"Oh, it's fine. I'll tell the teacher that I had a bad stomach ache from too much sushi last night, and was in the bathroom for the day and I had to wait for it to pass before going to Shizune-san. I'll inform Shizune-san after talking to Gai-sensei. Besides, Shizune-san and Tsunade-sama love me!"
They all sighed at me. "Okayy, if you say so."
To: UchihaProdigy
From: R4M3N4L1F3H0K4G3
Subject: TEME! WHERE IS SHE. TELL ME NOW.
Alright, give it up, Teme. I know you love Sakura-chan and all, but you can't keep her hiding forever, you know. You just want to hog her all for yourself. I mean, I have my Hina-chan, but you're just being GREEDY. STOP TAKING MY NOT BLOOD RELATED SISTER AWAY FROM ME. BASTARD!
-THE H0K4G3!BELIEVE IT!
P.S - No, seiriously, tho. Where's she? Shes bin missing since morning! I'M SURE I SAW HER THIS MORNING.
To: R4M3N4L1F3H0K4G3
From: UchihaProdigy
Subject: Hn. Dobe.
What makes you think I'M the one hiding her? Why would I even care? She's so annoying. Your 'Hina-chan' isn't even yours. You have to ask her out for her to be yours. If you're so worried about her, why don't you look for her yourself? I don't care where she is. She can handle herself. And you spelled seriously wrong. And though. And been.
- Uchiha
To: UchihaProdigy
From: R4M3N4L1F3H0K4G3
Subject: TEME!
Woah. Dude. You wrote so much. You, like. NEVER WRITE A WHOLE SENTENCE. DUDE. YOUR BABBLING! You ARE worried! Or really mad at her. AND HINA-CHAN IS MINE. I just... haven't found the right time to ask her... BUT IM SURE SHELL SAY YEAH!
And FINE. I'll look for her MYSELF. Jeez.
-H0K4G3333!
To: R4M3N4L1F3H0K4G3
From: UchihaProdigy
Subject: Dobe.
I'm not babbling, you idiot. And you used the wrong you're. It's not your, it's you're. How did you manage to pass freshmen year like that? I'm not worried. She pissed me off yesterday. Do you know what she said, Dobe? She claimed that I was gay. For you. And then kicked me. I'm not gay, and nor will I ever be interested in you. Ever.
- Uchiha
To: UchihaProdigy
From: R4M3N4L1F3H0K4G3
Subject: TEME!
OH, DUDE. BURN. LOL. SHE CALLED YOU GAY. LOLOL. AND SHE KICKED YOU. LOL. HAHA. It fits! Sasu-GAY. HAHA. SASUGAY. Woah, wait. What? Gay for me? Being gay is okay, man. But not for me. I'm sorry, I just don't see you like that. Sorry, man.
To: R4M3N4L1F3H0K4G3
From: UchihaProdigy
Subject: I'm NOT gay.
Did you not manage to see the part where I said I'm NOT gay? Or that part where I said I am not, will not, and never will be interested in you. EVER. And Sakura just walked into the class with Tenten.
- Uchiha
Naruto didn't reply back after. He just watched Sakura, seeing if anything was wrong with her. He saw her stop and talk to Gai-sensei. He nodded and yelled something about staying healthy and youthfull while giving her the Nice Guy pose. Of course. She then continued on to her desk. It was the second row from the back, in front of Naruto and diagonal from Sasuke, who were in the back row. She winced as she felt Sasuke glare at her as she sat down.
Looks like this:
[Tenten] [Sakura] (Second row from the back)
[Sasuke] [Naruto] (Back row)
"Hey, hey! Sakura-chan! Where were you this morning? I was worried!" Naruto leaned forward to talk to her. She turned around and smiled at him.
"Sorry I worried you. I didn't feel good this morning, so I skipped a few classes, but I'm okay now! So you don't need to worry."
"Ooh. Alright, if you say so!"
Sasuke continued to glare at Sakura throughout the rest of the lesson. And throughout all the other classes they had with each other.
To: SexiliciousBlond, HinaHyuuga, WeaponsMistress5, SeitoLikesPocky
From: NoMangoPudding4U
Subject: Sasu-chan needs to take that Eiffel Tower out of his ass.
Don't tell my baby sister. Like. Seriously. Sakura's going to kill me if she finds out. I think. Actually, she's kind of surprising sometimes. I don't always know what she's thinking. ANYWAY. So, I heard from the girls that Saku-chan has decided to give up on Eiffel Tower Kid. It's not going to work out for her. This is one thing I am absolutely positive, ONE HUNDRED PERCENT RIGHT on. She can't let go. So, the girls decided that she would start a relationship to help her get over him. This is where you, Seito The Strawberry Pocky Addict, comes in. I am entrusting my baby sister's love life in your hands. You know what to do. And this is not going to be a SERIOUS, SERIOUS relationship, Sakura knows this one fact. Here's the plan.
First, I will introduce Seito to her. Along with the other girls. She thinks this is, Plan: Get Sakura a Boyfriend To Get Over The Dick Head Uchiha Sasuke. We pretend, and go along with it. Seito won't become an official couple immediately, Sakura will be informed that I just want them to get to know each other first, but it's just to get Eiffel's attention first, before they date.
Second, Seito interacts with her. Just a bit. Some chatting, a bit of hanging out, some flirting. In front of Sasuke. Just enough to get Eiffel Tower/ Dick Head's attention.
Third, once you have properly grasped Eiffel Tower/ Dick Head's attention, we put the plan into action. (Cue: Mission Impossible theme song) You ask her out. Sakura 'informs' her friends, Hinata, Ino, Tenten, of this, they LOUDLY gossip near Sasuke about the news. Slowly, the news will spread throughout the school that Seito is dating Sakura.
This is our plan so far. We will continue our plan after step three.
First, I will introduce Seito to her.
"Daisuke! I'm home! With Ino, Hinata, and Tenten!" Sakura called out into the house as she came in with her close friends.
"Great! Come to the living room!" Daisuke called back, sounding a bit excited.
As the girls walked into the living room, they all just stood there. Eyes widened, mouth slightly agape, blinking and... one of them was blushing. Hard. This person, of course, was Sakura. A tall, dark blue haired boy (Well, not really boy, since he's about two years older than her.) with red eyes was sitting on the couch, next to Daisuke. He was... hot. Really. Hot. Actually, he sort of resembled Sasuke, in a way.
"Are you just going to stand there and ogle him all day? Hurry and sit down, Sakura!" They quickly sat down, realized they were rudely staring at him. "This is Kiruchi Seito." He lazily waved his hand in the direction of his couch buddy.
"Nice to meet you." Seito nodded at them and smiled at Sakura.
Sakura remembered! He was the one who smiled at her in the cafeteria during lunch!
Sakura blushed and nodded back.
"C'mon. Don't be shy. You guys are going to be dating soon anyway!" Daisuke wiggled an eyebrow at his younger sister. Seito laughed. The girls were mesmerized at the beautiful sound of his laughter.
"Daisuke! Wasn't that a bit straight forward?..."
"It's alright, Sakura. By the way, you're really cute." Seito smirked as Sakura thanked him, blushing even more. Ino nudged her in the side, silently telling her, 'DAYUMMMM GURRL. YOU GOT A GOOOOOD ONE. You owe your bruuthhAHHH.'
"Okay, don't ask Sakura out right away, Daisuke." Sakura looked a bit confused at this.
"Just get to know each other a bit more. I'll tell you when it's okay for you guys to become official and tell everyone." Sakura didn't question his reasoning, knowing he was a kind and protective brother. Though she thought it was weird for him to decide when to become official...
Second, Seito interacts with her.
"Hey, Sakura!" Seito walked towards her, while she was sitting with her friends (Ino, Hinata, Tenten. They weren't sitting with the boys today, Sakura was still trying to avoid Sasuke for a bit.) by the fountain in the 'Loitering Area' of the school. (This is just an area where students usually hang out during their free time. It consists of pretty grass, flowers, trees, a fountain, etc. etc.) The guys sitting a few ways away noticed a guy approaching the group of girls. Neji's eyes narrowed.
"Oh! Hey, Seito!" Sakura smiled at him.
"You wanna hang out after school today?" He smiled at her.
"Uhm, sure!" She blushed. This didn't go unnoticed by the guys. Shikamaru lazily blinked, Neji raised an eyebrow, Sasuke slightly glared at him, and... Naruto's already stomping over to them.
"SAKURA-CHAN. WHO IS THIS? IS HE HARASSING YOU? DID HE TOUCH YOU? DO YOU WANT ME TO BEAT HIM UP!" Naruto rushed towards the group and pointed an accusing finger at the Seito. Seito turned to him with a polite smile.
"Kiruchi Seito, nice to meet you. Would you like to come with us after school? We're going to Ichiraku's. My treat." Naruto's vicious glare disappeared immediately, putting his hand down.
"SAKURA-CHAN. I LIKE YOUR FRIEND! LET'S ALL GO OUT FOR RAMEN AT ICHIRAKU'S WITH YOUR FRIEND THEN." Naruto grinned at him and pat his back a bit hard, obvious that he still didn't trust the guy, but liked him much more now.
"Okay, then! See you guys after school. Sakura, let's go. I'll walk you to class." Seito nodded in the direction of the school's door and smirked as she blushed again. Sakura nodded and walked with him.
"See you guys later!"
Everyone stared after her as they disappeared into the school.
Soo, how was it? I hope you enjoyed.
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