I have a few minutes, so here you are a drabble…hope you like itwinks
Disclaimer: I do know own anything…just my mind…the characters were borrowed from J.K. Rowling, but if you're reading this, I'm sure you already know this, huh?
Summary: crazy drabbles. Mainly about the Dark Lord, Bellatrix and Remus/Remuswolf.
Warning: Some of these stories can seriously drive you insane.Don't read them if you're a sensitive person, please.
Genre: humour/parody
Riddle Manor, aka Death Eaters home
Voldemort(caressing Nagini) :My prettiest, go summon Bellatrix…I think we'll need her as our …ah…coach…(looking at a shrieking man in the floor)
Nagini : (hisses and runs away)
Shrieking man: (shrieks, screams and whimpers in pain)
Voldemort: …just shut the bloody hell up, loon…I feel too much lazy right now for another torturing round…
Bellatrix: (bows head respectfully)My master wished to see me?
Voldemort: Yes, Bella…I have a surprise for you…
(both of them go to the grounds behind the house)
Shrieking man: …what about me?
Grounds behind the house
(There's a pool of blood, with something shaking in the middle, some cheerfully Inferi running all around there, and a gloomy, dark, scary place fill with whits, handcuffs and chains. Voldemort and Bella are dressed in leather, cat fighting over the shaking thing in the middle of the lovely pool)
Voldemort: back off, it's mine!!!
Bella: what a pretty toy…(raises Potter' head giggling)
Voldemort: that scar of him looks awesome coloured in red…
Bella: pretty toy, indeed (starts doing strange things with the head)
(Some nails start scratching a blackboard somewhere near them)
Bella: How EXCITING!!!(starts poking Harry's eyes with a delighted face)
Voldemort: (swims and plays with some friendly Inferi)
Inferi: (tries to strangle Voldemort)
Voldemort: Aww…(takes out whit)You've been a BAD boy, dear…
Inferi: (runs away)
Voldemort: (purrs) no, you can't…(whits it to death)Aw…what a cutie…smash it by jumping all over it)Yay, funny!!!
Bellatrix: (raises the head and a lot of blood falls all over her)
Voldemort: interesting shampoo…
More another time, people!!!Hope you had some fun with them…waves hand