A/N: I've recently become obsessed with ST:TOS and the first 6 films (plus the 2 reboot), and given that Dean seems to be a closet Trekkie (Frontierland anyone?) and Lucifer has pretty good working of pop culture, I got it in my head that these two would geek out together, so here's a bunch of drabbles, who knows how long this will end up being or if I'll make an actual full length fic. Drop a review if you think I should.

5 Times Star Trek Influenced Their Lives In An Odd Way & 1 Time Everything Was Alright

1.

Lucifer doesn't even know why he said it, but he knew it was wrong the second it left his lips; even though everyone was laughing.

He hadn't meant for that to come out, but he supposes that's what happens when you hold a Star Trek: The Original Series marathon over the weekend. Still, he probably should have had a little more restraint.

Then again, he'd never claimed to share that Vulcan attitude of staying in line. He was a more...emotional being, who acted before he thought of logic.

Which is why when Ms. Harvelle asked him 'what's the definition of a hyperbole' he didn't think before responding:

"Dammit ma'am, I'm a guy not a dictionary!"

Needless to say, it wasn't his finest moment as he walked out with a pink slip proclaiming "use of profanity in class".

2.

Dean glared at the clock and willed it to move faster. It didn't.

He was stuck in government listening to old man Turner regale the class with conspiracy theories. It was enough to drive a person mad, because they all ended with 'they're trying to keep the man down'.

Sighing softly, he let his gaze turn to the class, smiling faintly when he saw Lucifer mime his death from boredom. Smirking, he got an idea to liven up the class.

He waited until Mr. Turner launched into how Kennedy's assassination was a big cover-up, before he launched himself out of his seat screaming "KHHAAAAAANNN-gress."

He didn't even argue with the pink slip stating 'disruption to the learning environment', he was just happy to hear Lucifer laugh.

3.

Hindsight was a bitch, because looking back, Dean is 99.997% sure that had he known it was Mr. Shurley's car parked up front and not Mr. Roman's like he originally thought, he wouldn't have done what he did.

I mean, sure it was a good idea, sort of, but decidedly less funny when you vandalize the principal's car instead of the dick algebra teacher.

Of course, one thing that worked in his favor was Lucifer making a rather memorable alibi.

'No Dad, Dean couldn't have spray painted your car in Klingon, we were behind the gym- oh you don't wanna hear? It's a good story, really.'

Lucifer just smirks as his father waves him off, and tells him to get in the vehicle now.

Dean can't help the smile that forms on his face when Lucifer throws up a Vulcan salute then motions for Dean to 'call him'.

Perhaps the prank hadn't truly backfired.

4.

"And you had what over the weekend?" secretary Rosen asks looking at Lucifer as though he's grown a second head.

Lucifer sighs as Dean tries to hold back a giggle.

"I said, I had an acute case of xenopolycythemia."

Ms. Rosen's eyebrows knit together in confusion before she grabbed the blue slip.

"How do you spell that?"

Lucifer grinned in victory as he started to spell it out, and Dean had to turn away to stifle his laugh.

Lucifer's blue slips were legendary.

5.

Dean realizes he shouldn't have acted quite so rashly, least of all before he knew the kid he had insulted was the transfer German kid who stood head and shoulders over Dean.

Lucifer's working damage control attempting to get the kid to calm down and switch American idioms to mean more positive things.

He keeps glaring at Dean for his colorful metaphors, because really, who in their right mind would use 'double dumbass on you' and not expect something bad to happen?

+1.

Lucifer laughed playfully swatting at Dean's hands.

"Knock it off," he hissed trying to keep quiet. "My Dad's down the hallway."

Dean pouted, turning his gaze to anime love me as he batted his lashes. "But Lu...I need you.."

"Dammit Dean, for the last time, you are not a Vulcan, nor are you going through Pon Farr."

Dean smirked and waggled his eyebrows, "I'll put my Pon in your Farr."

"That doesn't even-"

Dean silences him with a kiss, and really Lucifer doesn't even know why he was fighting him in the first place.

"Take me..?"

"With pleasure, Doctor," Dean says in the most even voice he can before he seals his mouth over Lucifer'a once more.