A/N: I got this idea walking home with my friend Zexy when we discussing ideas for the rest of the 'Black Tie Affair' chibi one-shots. This isn't the official one but I adore it so it gets to be posted. I like Star Wars so I apologize if ya'll find this offensive.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own jack-shit.
In Central Park, among the eccentrics and other people running from places to place in the busy city, stood two boys staring at each other waiting for the other to strike. They were panting heavily…well at least the younger boy in the blue sweater was while the elder one in red stood tall above him.
"Ha! Already out of breath Alfred," Arthur mocked the younger one kneeling down in front of him,"admit I am right young padawan!" He swung his red light saber around menacingly by his head, accidentally hitting his shoulder. His eyes widen before he said a quick 'I'm sorry.'
"In your dreams eyebrows," Alfred bit back before standing up and rubbing his shoulder. "I am just getting started." The pout on his face caused Arthur to flush before lunging at the ten year old, determined to hide his reaction from his companion. 'Like I would blush over HIM? I-it was a cute girl. That's it.'
Alfred surprisingly blocked his blow and caught his blue light saber on Arthur stomach, which he didn't flinch at. Alfred decided to do whenever he wanted to get Francis to take him somewhere. He kissed him on the lips.
Arthur froze which caused Alfred to push him down and pin him, with his light saber at his throat. Arthur blushed at their position but did nothing to make it worse. "So can we go," the boy begged to the eleven year old. Arthur didn't reply but pushed him off and offered him his hand. "Fine. Git." And started walking towards McDonalds with Alfred tagging along clinging to the eleven year old's hand.
Whoever said that Star Wars nerds didn't accomplish anything with out pulling out their light saber was….absolutely right.