HOW THE FF7 TEAM REALLY MET YUFFIE!
(people in party are Cloud(gasp),Tifa,Aeris)
Our hero's are on their journey to Junon when somewhere in a forest...
Tifa: Hey... didn't we pass that rock before?
Cloud: Tifa I think the heat is doing things to your mind.
Tifa:(muttering) yeah you would know...
Cloud:(happily pointing to a different rock) That's the rock we passed!
They find themselves completely lost in the woods.
Cloud:(clinging to Aeris) The trees are talking to me ! AHHHHHHHHHH!
Aeris No Cloud thats just the narrator...(pats cloud's head)
Tifa: Now look who the heats getting to...
Aeris: let me try my PHS to call for help!
PHS: no service please hang up and try again!
Aeris:darn it! I forgot it only works if in direct sunlight...
Tifa: well that's inconvenient...
Cloud: don't worry I know exactly where I'm going!
(Cloud puts his finger in the air)
Cloud: Aha! That way! (he attempts to run through some bushes but trips over a log and falls into a ditch)
Aeris and Tifa:Cloud are you okay!
Cloud:(swirly eyes)chocobo wings...
Tifa: That's it this time I lead!
(After several hours of trying to find a way out of the forest everyone has just about given up hope)
Aeris: Waaahhhh! I don't wanna die here!
Tifa:(muttering)drama queen (normal voice) We're not gonna die!
(Cloud stops making coffins)
Cloud: We're not?
Tifa: No ! Come on lets move out!
( but she only takes two steps when just ahead of them a skinny looking female ninja falls out of a tree)
Ninja Yuffie: Ochies! (notices the trio staring at her) I mean gimme all yer loot!
Aeris: ah no!
Ninja Yuffie: umm PLEASE gimme all yer loot?
Aeris(whispering): Well she said please...
Tifa (whispering): AERIS!
Aeris: Fine.. No you may not have it... how was that?
Tifa: Very good!
Ninja Yuffie: Fine I'll just fight you for it!
(everyone gets into battle position sept Cloud)
Tifa: Cloud (sigh) What are you doing?
Cloud:(on the PHS) Yes I want olives... no cheese... yeah that's it...location?...umm in the middle of a forest... okay can you place that under Cloud Strife... thanks bye.(click)
Cloud: Yeah Tifa ? I just orded us some pizza.
Aeris:(shaking head) Did he know his PHS worked?
Tifa: Probably not... Hey Cloud were about to battle want to help?
Ninja Yuffie: Can you hurry up I'm on a time schedule...
(everyone (finally) gets into correct battle mode)
Yuffie: Yer all gonna lose!
Tifa:(Kicks the ninja into a tree, which breaks in half)
Aeris:NNNOOOOOOO!
Cloud: What's Aeris sad about?
Tifa: Don't know...
(Aeris runs over to the fallen ninja)
Aeris: Are you okay ? Did Tifa hurt you?
Yuffie :(rubs head) Yeah I'm fine..
Aeris: NOT you, the poor Tree...
(Cloud and Tifa fall down while Aeris does a cure spell on the Tree restoring it to normal)
Yuffie:(getting up) Lets go agian you punks! I'll have you know I'm the great ninja Yuffie!
Nothing can stop me!
Cloud: Tifa just stopped you...
Yuffie: Whatever...Say if you let me join your party I'll show you the way out!
Aeris: OK the more the merrier!
Yuffie:(thinking) Great once they trust me I'll steal all their materia Mhwahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahah)
Tifa(shaking head): I got a bad feeling about this...
Cloud: Hey we could ask that guy over there for the way out...(points to a delivery boy)
Delivery Boy: I have a Hot & Ready pizza for ..(squints at receipt)...Clod Stiff?
Cloud: I'm Clod Stiff!
Tifa:(muttering) Sure you are...
Aeris:(crying) Curse you heat! You've taken another one!
Yuffie: Oh pizza! I want some!( grabs box from Cloud)
Cloud: Hey that's mine!
(Cloud and Yuffie fight over the box for a while)
Aeris and Tifa:(thinking) Why do I like him?
And so our hero's have yet another comrade to help them reach their goal...or stop Cloud from eating his pizza...
Cloud: GET OUT OF MY HEAD! STUPID TREES!
FIN
Yawn I'm tired... hope you like the story... I'm going to bed...ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz...