The Crap Commencement
AN: This is purely a work of fiction by Tuskface and myself, caramel729cucumber. It is also completely mad. Enjoy, and please review!
Prologue
Dear Reader,
I am pleased to be able to inform you that the fanfiction you have just clicked on is extremely pleasant. It tells a happy tale about three very lucky children, even though they are not charming or clever, delight and satisfaction from the very first chapter of this fanfiction when the children are at the beach and receive terrible news continuing on through the entire story, good luck lurks at their heels. One might say they are magnets for fortune.
In this short fanfiction alone, the three youngsters encounter a selfless and appealing hero, silk attire, a disastrous fire, a suspected plot to steal their fortune, and warm porridge with brown sugar for breakfast.
It is my happy duty to write down these glorious tales, but there is nothing to stop you closing this webpage at once and reading something unhappy… if you prefer that kind of thing (I mean seriously, who prefers that kind of thing!?).
With all due respect,
Tusky Cucumber