The story takes place in a cubic room. The walls, ceiling, and floors are all white. There are bright pink, green, and blue couches, tables, and chairs on the floor, white rectangular lights on the ceiling, and a huge TV screen on one of the walls. there is a girl in a paisley dress sitting on a pink couch, wearing a blue, green, and pink paisley dress. Her eyes were the purest blue her hair was-
But enough about that. This isn't a Sue Fic.
The girl clicked a button on the pink remote she was holding. A swirling green vortex popped up on the wall behind her. The members of the Host Club walked through.
"Oi! Stupid otaku! Waddaya want?" said the twins.
"I'm gonna do an 'Q&A' fic. Who's in?"
"Who'd want to do something stupid like that?" Haruhi questioned. "And aren't those stories supposed to be in script format?"
"I'm trying to be somewhat original, so shut up. Besides, the public wants to know! Everyone has questions about you guys. You're some of the awesomest anime characters ever!"
"That's true! We are the Ouran High Host Club!" sang a very stupid blonde boy, with rose petals swirling around him. "Our job is to make women happy! Let us commence! Give me all your questions!"
"There aren't any questions yet, dunce. This is the first chapter."
"Oh."
The paisley-covered girl smiled and turned to the cameras hidden in the wall.
"Hi! I'm Shashuko, the Paisley Maiden. This is my Ouran High Host Club Q&A fanfiction. For those of you who've never seen a Q&A fic, here's the rundown:
1) The readers review with questions about the characters of the story who are participating (usually kidnapped).
2) I will answer your question in the next chapter.
3) I will NOT answer questions I deem gross or if you swear. Thank you."
"This is pointless," sighed Haruhi.
"NO IT ISN'T!" Tamaki sobbed. "How is making the fans happy pointless?"
Shashuko sweatdropped. " Err... well, please review with your questions! See ya next week! Sayounara! Ja ne!"
The picture fades to black with the tune of 'One Tin Soldier' playing in the background.