STOP - Before reading begin to play or at least know how Paula Cole's Where Have All the Cowboys Gone? song goes. If you dont this is gonna be pretty dry.

1, 2, 3, here we go

Da Do, da do do
da do, da do do
da do, da do do
da do, da do do
etc etc

Ooo ya get me ready,
with Capcom verses S N K
why dont Geese ever die?
Ken vs Terry,
Ryu gets Yuri's cherry,
why does Iori always look high?

He makes Geese his bitch,
then scores all the chicks,
where is my Pink Avenger?
where is his pony tail?
where is his glossy photo
Where has Dan Hibiki gone?

Da Do, da do do
da do, da do do
da do, da do do
da do, da do do
etc etc

Kim lays defeated,
Sagat's on the phone,
making sure his Insurance is paid.
His gloved fist hurts
from knocking peoples teeth out.
How come is fireball is so weak?

He can see Sakura's undies
He has tapped Mai's ass
Where is my Saikyo-ryu?
Where is the tuant of legends?
Where is my Pink Avenger?
Where has Dan Hibiki gone?

Da Do, da do do
da do, da do do
da do, da do do
da do, da do do
etc etc

He is wearing a new pastel tonight
but they dont even notice him....
cry Ouyaji
cry Ouyaji,
cry oouuyaajiiii,

Guile needs speach lessons
Bison goes to Jenny Craig
Iori looks like he is crazy
Blanka's name is Jimmy
Chun Li stars in porno
Ryu really needs to get laid

I will use the controller
if you kick Rugal's face
where is the undefilable?
Where is his Pink pajamas?
Where is my Star Hero?
Where has Dan Hibiki gone?
Where is the Godfather of Pop?
Where is his shiney smile?
Where is Ruby's man?
Where has Dan Hibiki gone?
Where has Dan Hibiki gone?

Yawa ya, hoooo
yawa ya, hoooo
yawa ya, hoooo
yawa ya, hoooo
yaaa yaaa yaaa YAHHOOO!

NOTE: This song was wrote before CvS Pro was announced, yes, i know Dan is in Pro and 2, so dont tell me that.