Me- Okay I found out about Hetalia through and I watched the first two seasons on netflix then Paint it white on Youtube. So if I don't include some of the countries or if some of them seem out of character please excuse me. I'm obsessed with alternate deminsions. Its just a good way to explain weird things am I right.
3rd Person POV
"SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP CONNIE," yells a girl with long straight blond hair in pigtails and green eyes in a British accent.
"MAKE ME BRITT," yells a girl with short blond hair and blue eyes with an American accent. (A/N- I'm American so it doesn't sound like an accent to me.) "I'M THE TOTALLY AWESOME HEROINE! I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!"
"Why don't you both be quiet," says a girl with blond hair up in a french bun and blue eyes in a French accent.
"STAY OUT OF IT CHESCA," yells the girl with the British accent.
"Britt Chesca and Connie are fighting again for no reason aru," a girl with dark brown hair in a pair of buns and browns eyes says in a Chinese accent to the girl next to her who has short black hair and brown eyes.
"Why must they arways do this?," asks the black haired girl in a Japanese accent.
"They're so loud," says a girl with long blond hair held out of her face by a maple leaf clip and blue eyes with glasses in a quiet Canadian accent.
"Who are you?," asks a polar bear from her lap.
"I'm Candy," she replies.
"Hey Landa do you like pasta?," asks a girl with curly copper hair in a ponytail with a single curl and brown eyes in an Italian accent.
"I more prefer vodka Lisa," answers a girl with light blond hair and lilac eyes in a Russian accent.
"Shut up you idiota," says a girl with longer curly brown hair and hazel eyes in an Italian accent to the other Italian.
"EVERYBODY SHUT UP," yells a girl with short blond hair and blue eyes in a German accent silencing everybody. Everyone turns to look at the girl.
"Mandy," whispers the girl with the Italian accent and copper hair.
"Potato bastard," mumbles the other Italian. Before anything else can be said I bright light flashes and a blue vortex appears in the middle of the table.
WITH THE HETALIA CHARACTERS
"SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP AMERICA," yells Britain to the younger country.
"MAKE ME BRITAIN," the loud country yells back. "I'M THE TOTALLY AWESOME HERO. YOU WILL NOT SILENCE ME."
"BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP SO VE CAN HANDLE ZE PROBLEM AT HAND," yells a very mad Germany. The to countries close their mouths. "So hov did zis exactly happen?" In the middle of the room a blue vortex floats in the air.
"Well I was trying to send America on a little vacation to another deminsion when this opened up," Britain says gesturing to it.
"Lets go through it," says America as he dashes to go through it. Before he can out steps a girl with short blond hair and blue eyes. She wears a girl version of America's outfit and carries a baseball bat.
"Where am I?," she asks in an American accent looking around the room.
"Connie what in blazes?," asks a pissed off girl in a British accent walking through the portal. She has long straight blond hair in pigtails and has green eyes while wearing a female version of Britain's clothes. "What were you thinking? A random portal appears in the middle of our meeting and you just decide to walk through it. Why do you have to act so immature. Mandy will have you head if-"
"Calm down Britt. Hey look," she says pointing at Britain. "He looks kinda like you."
"That doesn't matter. We have to get back." She glances him and they both visibly stiffen. Before she can say more seven girls walk through the vortex.
"Zere you are," says a blond at the front of the group in a German accent. "Ve vere vorried about you." Before more can be said the vortex closes.
"That's just great," says the girl apparently named Britt. "I left my spell book back at home. How are we supposed to get back now?"
"For the last time Britt there is no such thing as magic or flying mint bunny," says the one called Connie.
"Is to," say Britain speaking up. "And flying mint bunny is real."
"No hes not Britain. Stop saying your imaginary friends are real."
"SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP AMERICA. THEY AREN'T IMAGINARY YOU BLOODY WANKER."
"Vho ze heck are you?," asks the girl with the German accent.
"Ve're ze United nations," answers Germany.
"Whoa. So are we," exclaims a girl with curly copper hair in an Italian accent. At this Germany looks flabergasted.
"Vhat do you mean so are you?"
"Well that's Germandy," she say pointing to the girl at the front who had spoken. "She is the personification of Germany. We call her Mandy for short. Thats my older sister Romona," she says putting her arm around a scowling girl with long brown curly hair and hazel eyes. "Shes the personification of southern Italy. We call her Mona. I'm Italisa I'm the personification of northern Italy. People call me Lisa for short. Can I ask do any of you like pasta?" A single hand goes up.
"Put your hand down Italy," barks Germany and the hand drifts down.
"I'm Americonnie," says the girl who came through the portal first. "Heroine and personification of America. Call me Connie for short. This here is Anny," she says putting her hand on the shoulder of the second girl who came through.
"Dont call me that blasted nick name you bloody wanker," she yells at Connie. More calmly she turns to the nations. "I'm Brittany Britt for short and I represent Britain."
"I'm Franchesca. Call me Chesca for short. I am the person of France. Country of love."
"I'm Russialanda. Please call me Landa. I represent Russia."
"I'm Japaige. I represent Japan. Prease call me Paige. It is a preasure to meet you arr."
"They call me Chinatalie. Natalie for short. I'm China's personification aru"
"And I'm Canady. Just call me Candy. I am Canada and I'm usually forgotten or mistaken for Connie."
"So ze question remains. Vho are you?," Mandy asks. Italy responds before Germany can recover.
"I'm Italy Veniziano. That's Germany, Japan, Italy Romano, America, Britain, France, Russia, China, and wait! Who are you?"
"I'm Canada. Just like you Candy. They usually forget me or mistake me for America." Candy smiles at Canada and he blushes lightly.
"Uh dudes. Not to be a downer," Connie says. "But how are we gonna get back?" The girls in the room realise their predicament. Germany turns to Britain.
"Yes Britain. Hov do zey get back to zeir vorld?," he asks the Brit.
"I don't really know. The vortex was an accident."
"Wait. You caused the vortex?," asks Britt. "How?"
"I was using my black magic to try and send America to another deminsion so I don't have to deal with the wanker. Of course it didn't really work," he says scratching the back of his head.
"Okay then. I'll work with Britain to try to find a way to get back," says Britt. "Hes not the only one who does black magic. Come on," she says grabbing his hand and dragging him out of the room.
"Vell..." says Germany.
"Ve need a place to stay vhile zey vork," says Mandy.
"I suggest that we go with our country counterparts tirr they are done," says Japan.
"I agree. Vell zis meeting is over. Go to your homes. And take your lady counterpart vith you," Germany says and the countries break into groups to go to their homes.
WITH BRITAIN AND BRITT
"So how exactly did this happen?" Both personifications of Britain were currently sitting and flipping through Britain's spell book.
"I was trying to send that wanker America to another deminsion so I don't have to deal with him anymore but I must have done something wrong and ended up opening the vortex."
"I hope you didn't plan on sending him to our deminsion. One personification of America is enough to deal with. And to top it off she calls me Anny."
"Well America calls me Iggy."
"Oh. That's tough. Well looks like our only option is trial and error. This might take awhile. So what's your France been acting like?"
"Hes a bloody pervert. And annoying as hell."
"Finally someone who gets it." The work in silence for a while before Britt glances up at Britain. "You know... I really missed you Arthur." He looks up at her giving her the same look.
"I missed you too. Do you think the others will figure it out?"
"I'm not sure." She goes and hugs Britain. "I really did miss you," she whispers in his ear as he hugs her back.
"I really missed you too Jacquie."
WITH AMERICA AND CONNIE
Both personifications of America were sitting at a sonic America with a pile of burgers taller than him and Connie with a pile of hotdogs.
"Nom nom nom. Britain. smack. Smurf. munch munch. Taxi. smack smack."
"Chomp chomp. Britt. Munch. Catnip. Smack smack. Masquerade. Nom nom." Both stop and take a big breath before letting it out.
"Someone who understands," America exclaims.
"I know right," says Connie. "This is gonna be good. So hows Britain with alcohol?"
"I'm pretty sure you know the answer to that," America says flashing and evil grin.
WITH GERMANY AND MANDY
"So..." So far it had been nothing but awkward silence for the two commanding countries. "Does your Italy mass produce vhite flags?"
"He has more vhite flags zen China has Chinatovns. He doesn't knov hov to stand up for himself."
"Its not exactly ze vith Lisa. She can get really angry at times."
"Is zat so." The two countries once again fall into an awkward silence.
WITH JAPAN AND PAIGE
"So what do you want to do?," Paige asks Japan as they sit in Japan's home. "And don't say anything untruthfur. I berieve that we have very simirar personarities so it wourd be easy for me to terr if you mean what you say."
"I rearry do not know. What wourd you rike to do?"
"Go for a wark?"
"Sure. Why not." With that the two personifications of Japan head out.
"This seems very famiriar," Paige says distractedly.
"I know. Rike we've done this before. Strange."
"Very." The two continue to walk in silence enjoying each others company.
WITH RUSSIA AND LANDA
"Hmm. This is nice, da," says Landa as she sits next to Russia drinking vodka in a patch of sunflowers.
"Really nice. Someday I want to live in a place like this."
"Me to, da. A warm sunny place with lots of vodka and sunflowers."
"But I also like the noise of the world meetings."
"Da." The two Russia's just sit in happiness among the sunflowers.
WITH CHINA AND NATALIE
"Hes so fluffy," squeals Natalie. "He reminds me of my panda back home aru." She currently is cuddling with China's panda sitting in a bamboo forest.
"Yes. He is very soft aru. Do you have any Chinatowns where you come from?"
"Yes. Very many. When visiting another country I always go there to get a sense of home. Also to have some traditional chinese food aru."
"Same here. You want to cook some noodles?"
"Sure. I love to cook aru." With that she gets up handing China's panda back to him before they start walking back towards China's house.
WITH FRANCE AND CHESCA
They both sit and eat escargot. "I wonder what happens when you put together two countries of love," France muses.
"Chemistry," Chesca says smirking at the country across from her.
"You read my mind."
WITH ITALY AND LISA
Both personifications of Italy sit and eat pasta. "Germany is so nice. He doesn't let the other countries be mean to me and looks after me."
"The same with Mandy. But the training is yucky."
"I agree. Don't you just love pasta."
"Pasta is the best."
"No doubt. I love pasta."
WITH ROMANO AND MONA
Both southern halves of Italy sit eating tomatoes.
"Damn potato bastards. Telling us what to do like they're in charge."
"And Veniziano with the hug therapy and the pasta."
"Someone who gets it." They sit in silence not really enjoying each others company but not complaining.
WITH CANADA AND CANDY
"Who are you both?," asks Kumajiro from Canada's lap.
"I'm Canada and this is Candy," answers Canada. "I wish everyone would stop forgetting us."
"Me too. Or mistaking us for our separate Americas. But its fine as now that we have each other." Canada blushes lightly and Candy pecks him on the cheek making his blush redden.
"Your right Candy. Its fine because we wont forget each other." She giggles.
"Pinkie swear," she says and the both shake pinkies.
Me- I wanted to end on a sweet note. So yeah I only had the allies and the axis. Do you like the characters? Can you believe that Connie and America can understand each others food talk. Tell me if you think that the characters seemed a bit out of character. Please Read and Review. I before go to bed every night I say 'I hope people like my fanfictions.' So unless you want to crush a little girls dreams you should review so that I know that there are people out there that appreciate my effort.