"Heh, heh. Ready, bro?" Wario asked.
He didn't get an answer from Waluigi. No wonder, considering that his associate was carrying a lit bomb in his mouth.
All this was part of the stunt they were about to do, the stunt which would break records and make them rich and famous and RICH with all the MONEY!
Just thinking about it made Wario happy.
He stared down from the roof of the building. Seventy stories down, he thought he saw a crowd gathered. Excellent! Now to make the jump!
Wario and Waluigi prepared to make history by leaping off the roof of a seventy-story building, all the while racing against the clock. Wario was about to jump when–
"WAA! It's gonna blow!"
Waluigi hurried to spit the bomb out of his mouth. He frantically threw it off the building. It had only fallen a few stories when
KABOOM!
The bomb exploded, knocking Wario and Waluigi backwards off the building, down seventy stories! This hadn't been how Wario'd expected to make the jump! There was no one to watch him, no one to see him, no one to PAY him once he landed – landed –
Landed!
Wario was expecting to hit the ground, but he didn't. Instead, he fell THROUGH A MANHOLE COVER (literally, he tore a hole through it) and into the pipes, only to be swept away by a sudden torrent of water!
Drifting off, he thought he could see Waluigi in the background …