I WANNA BE A SUPA HEROOOOO!

by xXDEEECKSXx

Genos is a complex piece of technology that took over 14 years to develop. The very core of his essence is like an i9 processor, but honestly we don't even have that type of technology yet. It would take a few more years according to Moore's law, but then the cost of living might go down in the meantime.

2/16/16

Chapter 1: The Dream

"AHH AHHHH AHHHHHHH!" Saitama woke up and chucked his alarm clock into next Tuesday, which went through Genos's battery compartment. "Nice shot mast-er-er-er mast-m-m-m-m ER-maste-ERROR-ER ER ERRRORRR" Genos shut down. "Ugh." Saitama groaned, he didn't need another useless piece of motorola not paying the rent again. He ducked under his cabinet and found one double A battery, but Genos OS Version 10.28 requires two. Saitama recently hated the update that Genos acquired because he couldn't root him anymore. His dreams of establishing a hacking name were ruined by the likes of the CORPORATE MONSTER that was the JNSA. "Aw fuck it, it's good enough." Saitama put on his hero glove and shoved his arm down Genos's throat like the operation game and pulled out the smoked battery core. He looked inside and noticed that the batteries were fried and leaking acid. He shrugged and pulled one out and inserted the one "new one" he found under the cabinet. Genos burst to life. "Oh, hello master, I know you only had one Double A left, did you go to the store just now and buy another one just for me?" Genos rebooted and stared at the one acid fried battery currently melting Saitama's hand. "Oh uh..yea!" Saitama had aimed to throw the battery into the neighbor's car, but instead it ended up going through Genos's left eye. "Only the best for my one and only student!" He started sweating and awkward turtled with his black mamba expression. "What made you chuck your alarm clock in the first place?" Genos didn't notice and asked adjusting his cogs. "I had that same dream Genos, the one where I was at a Beyoncé concert, but then this one asshole guy comes up with a microphone and screams AHHH AHHHH AHHH I WANNA BE A SUPA HERRROOO!" And so i punch him and then that happened." Saitama tweedled his bonburries. Genos's voice slowed down, "I see, is this the key to your power-er-er-have you tried turning me off and on-n-n-n-n the A/C adapter is installed incorrrrree-ERRRERORROERREOR?!" Genos extended his legs and smashed through the ceiling. He then walked out of the house, still extended, ripping a hole in the ceiling, and smashed through the railing and faceplanted into the street. Saitama facepalmed himself, but ended up ripping off his skin. Saitama looked over the railing and looked side to side. Some people passing by were stopping and looking. He crept down the stairs like a burglar in his hero suit. "Heh...heheh...nobody saw that..." He SCREEAMED VERY LOUDLY as he snatched Genos's wallet. "Hey! You can't do that!" Some faggot wearing a helmet on a tricycle yelled at him. Saitama took his keys and popped his tires and ran at full speed, "GONNA BUY ME Nike Salvatore Ferragamo Nayon High Top Sneakers FUCK THESE CLASSIC SHELL™ LITTLE TIKE BOOTS!" He animed going 100mph in the direction of JTwice As Nice.