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Chapter 1: Firsthand Murder
Robin smiled, sipping her newly forged tea that Sanji has just handed her. Life was good...life was good..."Knock knock." Luffy smiled at Usopp. "Who's there?" Usopp giggled. "Biggie Cheese." Luffy grabbed his mouth to stop himself from vomiting with laughter. Robin's eyes grew wide and red. She slammed the tea down on the table instantly, cracking it to bits with her strong hands. "Uhh Robin Swan, is everything ok?" Sanji asked concerned. Robin put her hands on the table and lowered her head, with the black anime bar that covers her eyes. "Hey Robin," Luffy smiled, "did you like my jo-" She ROARED "BIGGIE CHEEEEEEESSSEEEE" while ptsd induced flashbacks rippled through her mind. She grew hands out of every slab of skin Luffy had. They all pinched a part of his body and ripped off his skeleton in unison. " RAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOO!" Robin lamented as her fingers shredded the monkey fag to bits. Everyone stared in fear and awe. Robin gasped, clutching her chest in pain and leaning on the side of the boat. She began to sweat violently. "N...no...I won't let her take control..I... I WON'T!" Robin's clothing began flickering from purple to pitch black. "NNNGGHH!" Robin was growing weaker and fell down to the deck. She fell on her stomach with her hair covering her face. "ROBIN?!" Nami screamed, running toward her fallen comrade. Before she reached her, Robin began laughing softly, "haha...hahahaha..." "Robin...?" Nami cautiously kept creeping forward. Nami bent down and touched Robin's shoulder. Robin instantly grew a hand out of her own shoulder and clutched Nami's neck. Nami gargled in pain as Robin turned her face upwards, sporting a mischievous smile. "Robin...no!" Nami coughed out right before Robin smiled like Jim Carrey's The Grinch and ended her miserable Moneybags life with a crushing blow. "HAHAHAHAHA!" Robin wickedly laughed as her eyes stayed the same color and she slaughtered everyone on the Sunny, except Chopper. "R...Robin...why?!" Chopper cried reindeer tears. "Robin? Heh. Robin is dead..my name is Dark!Robin NOW!" She proclaimed viciously while eradicating his tiny reindeer body. She slumped over, bathing in the blood of her enemies. Her cowgirl uniform had turned completely black. Now that she was pure evil, she needed to do drugs and illegal things. Dark!Robin looked in the cabinets of the Sunny, finding what she was searching for. She took out a wad of tobacco and shoved it in her mouth, similarly to Crocodile. She also put on a pair of glasses. "People who wear glasses are basically satan since they can't see regularly with the light God has given us." She smiled, taking a deep evil breath in. She felt like pillaging a village, a stadium, anything really. Just at that moment, the Thousand Sunny crashed into land full of city life, and Dark!Robin loved it. She jumped off the boat and stood there, evilly.