Hi my nam is Princess Crystal Celsta Morn'ing Star Sparkle Swan Ghost Mockingjay Cleere Sky Pinky Pie Dukling Pony Song'Bird Gloriana Lilies Fantom Opera Opalecent Parvarian and I have long black hair like an the very dark night sky in the middle of the night and shiimers down my bak like a cascayde of ink. My eyes are butterflie-patterned and change colr between a rick emorald and a pursed limpid gold - they shine like a thosand suns! My f reinds all call my Celeste, and I forgot to mention - I'm a vompir!
I wok p 1 dayu in my pk coffin coz im goffik like dat nd iF u donot lik it den GET DA HL OUTTA HER u homephon. A drunk'd sum blud n n da coffin next 2 me wos myy sister Violets Forvever O'ne (A/N: Amber sis is u oak!1!)
Violets fflipped her opalisent har n den ofened das eyes like liqid dimondz. She was rly pretty wiv rly big bobs n dat cos she woz goofik. she haz realy lon purpl haer and it haz pink and blue streeks in it.
I gut up and Got dressd into a black corszet dress wiv blud red fishnet tites and nee length black lether boots. the dress said 'MCR ROX' on the front becuz i love MCR!
Iolets was redy dresses in soe luk crset stuf n arly lon balck skirt..
"OMFG! R U READY FOR DA REEPIN SISTA?!1!)
""NO!" I shouted angirily. "WHY WOULD I BE FUKIN READY!"
b3cos u fancy Pita!
"I totes do not U UKIN PREP!"
I storm ed outta th room (i have anga problms k.
I mad brekfast my self cos we wos o rfens. It wus Count Chocula wiv BLUD!
But not hooman blud cod dats jus ew okay, it was mokingjay blud becuaz that iz okay. Coz i'm not a cannibal.
I looked up. IR WOS TIM FOR DA REEPIN!1211! I harriered out the dor just in ti m to see... PITA SYKLARK!
he had dyed black har dyed with red streeks and sexeh red iyes. he was dressd in all black wiv an 'I LUV MCR' tshirt on.
"Uh... hi" i shred flirity
"Hey" he exclaimed shyly, "I m pita skylark bt evry1 calls me vAMPIRE NOW"
"Oh." i sed sexily btu mu fends were callin me so i had 2 go.
Me n Volets n Katnip Lousia Everdene wre goin to to eh rreping wiv Prim Everdene, n Gail Hawrne, xept every1 calling hom Dark'ness Jones now cod hes a son of Ares Zues Posseidn n Appol n Julus Caesar n a campire 2 Luking Kawaii siter said Prim, who was wearing a long lownekked drezz wiv hot pink lace and a mesy bun of hare.
hx I sed
aND WE ALL WENT TO TH REEPING.
Elizabeff Trinket wos der n she sed
"Mat da odd\z be evor i n ur facr!1 The Victum is..."